Man, I was at the anti-war protest over the weekend in my nearest capital city, and let me tell you IT WENT OFF. Best placard: Somewhere in Texas, a village has lost its idiot.
George W Bush and Tony Blair stand in a bar and talking. Another guest is coming over and asks what they are discussing. "Well, we are making plans for World War III" says Bush. "I'll be damned" the guest responds. "How are you going to do it?" "We intend to kill 1.400.000 Muslims and one IT-consultant" says Bush. The guest freezes and looks. literally, as a question mark. "An IT-consultant...?" he says , "Why? Why on earth are you going to kill an IT-consultant?" At that moment George W Bush turns to Tony Blair, smiling and says: "What did I tell you? No one is going to ask about the Muslims..."
