I've come to understand why...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Alien Probe, Dec 13, 2002.

  1. Alien Probe

    Alien Probe New Member

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    After a quarter century of fustration in dealing with the 'finer sex', I've come to understand why god created the yeast infection.

    While I don't really belive in karma or devine retribution, Somehow in the cosmic plan, it was ordained that women should know what it's like to deal with an irritating cunt.

    AP
     
  2. sweetlyscented

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    very original anal probe. I have heard that about a million times.....
     
  3. Alien Probe

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    Was that an intentional mis-quote of my name or a Freudian slip? In any case I could arrange for some type of "original anal probe" if you like...

    AP
     
  4. sweetlyscented

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    """Freudian""" Stupid people like you should stick to easy words. Next time use the word mistake, dick face.

    Calling you anal probe was intentional.

    It's "fraudulent"

    If you thought that it was a slip and I would be ashamed, your wrong. I'm not on the probe level yet. Maybe, two or three fingers.

    saying I might want to use an anal probe isn't offensive cock smoker.

    clean the dribble coming out of your mouth you fucking retard.
     
  5. ross_perot

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    actually freudian is right.....a freudian slip is something where you say something, that was unintentional, but it was what your mind was unconciously thinking. Also is associated with talk therapy and free association...... not like i was paying attention in psych.
     
  6. sweetlyscented

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    actually, It is TRULY meant when you are a "Freudian" you believe in Sigmund frueds' theories. It's not considered a specific psychoanalytic theory made by sigmund frued.

    Plus, everyone knows the saying is "fraudulent slip."
     
  7. Lomotil

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    Maybe you should change your name to "Stupid_Bitch"

    Just a suggestion...
     
  8. Robman97

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    She was too busy smoking crack and trickng her ass out, to every hear the term Freudian slip obviously. Hell I knew that and I live in Oklahoa for christsakes.
     
  9. Robman97

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    or Oklahoma
     
  10. Lomotil

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    I drove through there a couple times - first time I went, I saw this Indian family taking a bath in the rest stop sinks... Was that part of the "welcome pack" for your state, or a free added bonus?
     
  11. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I was supposed to be in Oklahoma city today. Alas, I low-bridged my truck in Philly and destroyed my chances for a weekend run. Oh well. Worse shit has happened you know?
     
  12. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sarcastic_Bitch:
    Plus, everyone knows the saying is "fraudulent slip."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    hmmmmm it's a freudian slip.
     
  13. sweetlyscented

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    Lomo, for some reason I think your attracted to me. Everything I post you reply to. Do you look at my name and go to my recent post or someting? Calling me a bitch turns me on by the way.

    Such a waste: How dumb can I be? Atleast I can spell where I am from correctly the first time. Go back to your trailor park you disgusting piece of white trash. If you don't live in a trailor I'm sure you and your family have to catch up to your low class booboisie. On your way there, KISS MY JUICY PUERTO RICAN ASS!

    Ross: I love you. Come sleep in my garage!

    Well around my office I have only heard someone say "fraudulent slip" Maybe if I didn't have a black professor that preached about god and the devil all semester long, I would have learned on a higher level. Who cares, english and poli sci were my majors anyway

    Lomo: MUAH! Kiss for you sexy man!
     
  14. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sarcastic_Bitch:

    Ross: I love you. Come sleep in my garage!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    SCORE!!!!! I'll be right there!!!!!
     
  15. sweetlyscented

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    Well, it is sunday. I AM in a good mood. You can come in the house ross...

    Only if your good looking

    (looks out window) NO ROSS YET!!!
     
  16. ross_perot

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    I used to look like a lamb, but now I am a manly man.
     
  17. sweetlyscented

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    What are you doing posting???? your supposed to be OVER HERE ross!!!!!
     
  18. HalfWitAmericans

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    Oh Please, the humanity. WTF am I talking about ?
     
  19. Robman97

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    Yes and if you want for an extra $10 you can go to the Fair grounds and eat any kind of food on a stick you like. This state has to have the largest population of unemployed motherfuckers I have ever seen, well I guess holding sign on the corner asking for help is kind of a job. FYI: I am actually from Wichita Falls Texas, I just moved here for a good job.
     
  20. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sarcastic_Bitch:
    What are you doing posting???? your supposed to be OVER HERE ross!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sorry, I forgot where u live, wanna tell me again?
     

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