I don't know if anyone has heard this one..I think it's funn

A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her
try on shoes he notices she is not wearing panties. He looks at the woman
and says, “Man, I’d love to fill that with ice cream and eat it!”

The woman slaps the man and runs home to tell her husband. The husband
acts disinterested and his wife gets angry and asks, “Aren’t you going to do
anything!?”

The husband replies, “First of all, you have too many shoes as it is. Second,
you shouldn’t be out shopping without panties. And third of all, I’m not going
to fuck with anybody who can eat that much ice cream!”

 

go kill yourself. and when you do it post a link to your webcam, you fucking loser.

 

"go kill yourself. and when you do it post a link to your webcam, you fucking loser."


Consume defecation expire maternal fornicator

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TheGodOfDuck:
Consume defecation expire maternal fornicator <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hmmm eat shit and die mother fucker.... ver cleaver...

 

it would have been even cleverer if the TheGayAssFuck had remembered to include "and" or some smartass substitute

 

Mmmm, though only marginally cleverer.

Or cleaverer.

Or something.

 

but cleavererer nontheless

 

yes, ver cleaverererer.

 

that joke was fucking gay