ALCOHOL WARNINGS Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: 1. The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. 2. The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. 4. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. 5. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. 6. The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. 7. The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically convers! ewith other members of the opposite sex without spitting. 8. The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. 9. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. 10. The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 11. The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. 12. the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: 12. the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> kuntini is an alcoholic?
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me. Sorry, but you're not really my type. We should take a cab. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: i am nut an alcoholik. LOL @ rat's post. very true...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no you are an aol-esqe retard
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie: This a cry for help kit?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You'd have thought so wouldn't you, but it's just another attention grabbing ploy whilst she draws fake scratches on her wrists....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: no you are an aol-esqe retard<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> nope. i use yahoo, son.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya: You'd have thought so wouldn't you, but it's just another attention grabbing ploy whilst she draws fake scratches on her wrists....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no son, its a fuken joke! this is the joke topic thread thingy n i posted something funny. bunch of fuktards, all of you!
