I got this via text message the other day when I was hammered, I nearly fucking pissed myself. "Maurice Gibb dead?! It's a TRAGEDY the doctors said he only had a NIGHT FEVER and fully expected him to continue STAYING ALIVE"
I had a similar one: The remaining members of the Bee Gees are moving to a house in Cornwall cos that's the only chance they have got of seeing morris dancing again.
Just got another one: Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.... ....Badly Torn Boy! While we're on the subject Know thy celebrity
