How many wemons rights activits does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, one to screw it in and the other to suck my dick
I don't get it man, like, if they were women's right activist people then they'd be big fairy hairy minging dykes and wouldn't wanna suck any dick unless it was like made of rubber or summat, whatever the hell they make those dildo contraptions out of. I don't understand people nowadays, back when I was a lad women had to make to with the leg from the kitchen table when us boys were off fighting in the wars... (Starts hackin' and coughing and brings up a big lump of browny greeny flem lung shit)
How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two...one to change the bulb, the other to hold the penis...... ....sorry ladder
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? ...One, but the bulb has really, really got to want to change.
This is totally unrelated to the subject, but speaking of unwanted pregnancies, I saw this bumper sticker the other day that said, "Having an abortion doesn't make you UNPREGNANT, it makes you the mother of DEAD baby" I loved it!
I can't send tawdry pictures if I'm on the phone. *disconnects internet connection* I'm waiting 5 minutes, babe.
