An Italian, a Jew and a polock....

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Dragon, Dec 24, 2002.

  1. Dragon

    Dragon New Member

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    An Italian, a jew and a polock were sitting outside talking about their daughters one day.

    The italian said " I was cleaning out my daughter's room and I found a pack of cigarettes, I didn't even know she smoked."

    The jew said "You don't have anything to worry about I was cleaning my daughter's room and I found a fifth of whiskey I didn't even know she drank . "

    The polock said, " Ahh that's nothing I was cleaning my daughter's room and found a box of condoms, I didn't know my daughter had a penis ."
     
  2. djdev

    djdev New Member

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    that was lame motha fucka
     
  3. miami1417blowme!~*~!

    miami1417blowme!~*~! New Member

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    dev I DO NOT SEE ONE WORD THAT IS MISSPELLED SO U HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY HE IS A BAD SPELLER U MUST NEED GLASSES OR SOMETHING OR CAN U EVEN READ FOR THAT MUCH PROBABLY NOT DAMN PPL ARE SO STUPID THESE DAYS..........
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    that Miami chick is only 14... *IMC Ventura strikes again!*:
    Name: kelly brandi
    Birthdate : march 4th 1988
    home phone number: 1 606 835 ,7336

    Dumb fucking cunt.. I hope she gets killed in a school shooting
     
  5. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    wtf are you talking about?...

    the bit above the -------- = his post (that was a lame joke)

    the bit below the -------- = his signature (he can't spell)
     
  6. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by miami1417blowme!~*~!:
    dev I DO NOT SEE ONE WORD THAT IS MISSPELLED SO U HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY HE IS A BAD SPELLER U MUST NEED GLASSES OR SOMETHING OR CAN U EVEN READ FOR THAT MUCH PROBABLY NOT DAMN PPL ARE SO STUPID THESE DAYS.......... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Miami.....fuckin spaz
     

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