Funniest Joke!

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by inf3rnal, Jan 3, 2003.

  1. inf3rnal

    inf3rnal New Member

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    Once there was a man who wanted to get laid. He went to his doctor and said, "Hey, will you fuck me?". The doctor said, "Okay!"
     
  2. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    I laughed so hard I shot my dinner into my pants. Please post another!
     
  3. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Eeewwww... tapioca again?
     
  4. asswipe

    asswipe New Member

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    thats the biggest pile of shit ive herd u dumbass
     
  5. Sanjay Kapoor

    Sanjay Kapoor New Member

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    And was the doctor being fucking this gentleman? He be losing his license if he be fucking men in my country, maybe having a wall knocked down ontop of his homo ass.
    That is why Jewish homo child pornographer Mr Perot is not wanting to leave Israel and snach his teenage arab boys which he is desiring very much.
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sanjay Kapoor:
    That is why Jewish homo child pornographer Mr Perot is not wanting to leave Israel and snach his teenage arab boys which he is desiring very much.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    nuthing wrong with that
     
  7. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    Sangay is DANZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can feel it in my loins!! Only those two would ever call me mr perot!!!! I knew it!!!! Tony why are you doing this??
     
  8. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    Sangay is DANZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can feel it in my loins!! Only those two would ever call me mr perot!!!! I knew it!!!! Tony why are you doing this??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    b/c he needs to see a doktor
     
  9. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    a gynecologist perchance?
     
  10. Cute Lil Corpse

    Cute Lil Corpse New Member

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    mmmmmmm. make love to me.
     
  11. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    a gynecologist perchance?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ob/gyn

    yea thats it
     
  12. miami1417blowme!~*~!

    miami1417blowme!~*~! New Member

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    this is so fuckin pointless but i'll cut you some slack and let you by with it

     
  13. miami1417blowme!~*~!

    miami1417blowme!~*~! New Member

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    ummm i guess but that dosen't make any sence moraun what the fuck was trying to screw ur dinner!~!!!!!!!!!!~~~!!!!
     

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