duck joke

duck walks in a bar and jumps up on the bar counter and says....
Hey bar keep? got and grapes?
Grapes? no get the fuck out of here.
duck comes in the next day and askes the same thing....
Hey bar keep u got any grapes?
Grapes? i told u yesterday buddy no...now get the fuck out!
duck comes in for a third day and says.
Hey bar keep, u got any grapes?
bar keep says...
look u mother fucker we didnt have grapes 2 days ago we didnt have them yesterday not today or tomorrow, if u come in here and ask again im gona nail ur god damn feet to this bar now get the fuck out!
so the duck leaves and comes back the next day and the bar keep says...
What can i get u fellow?
duck says
u got any nails?
no!
then u got any grapes,,,,hahah ehahah

 

Since when do ducks eat fucking grapes you CUNT!

 

A JOKE U DEGENERATE FUCKING RETARD....ITS UNTALENTED PEOPLE LIKE U THAT GIVE TOWEL HEAD A BAD REP U FUCKIN DORK...NOW U TELL A JOKE OR ARE U NOT CUNNING ENOUGHT TO MUSTER ONE UP?

 

EDIT THAT ONE MISPLACED "T"

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IevildykeI:
A JOKE U DEGENERATE FUCKING RETARD....ITS UNTALENTED PEOPLE LIKE U THAT GIVE TOWEL HEAD A BAD REP U FUCKIN DORK...NOW U TELL A JOKE OR ARE U NOT CUNNING ENOUGHT TO MUSTER ONE UP? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

YEAH UT, U FUCKIN DORK! JESUS, STOP GIVING TOWEL REP BAD HEAD AND TELL A FUNNY HAHA, YA UNTALENTED CUNT!!

 

WELL O-FUCKIN-K WHEN I CAN THINK UP A JOKE AS FUCKIN FUNNY AS OUR RESIDENT FUCKIN COMEDIAN I'LL POST IT.FUCKIN CUNTS

 

AND DUCKS EAT FUCKIN BREAD.CUNT!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
TEH FUNNEY!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

HEY UT! I JUST GAVE YOU A FIVE STAR RATING AND IT BUMPED YOU FROM TWO STARS TO THREE!!! FEEL MY LUV!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
AND DUCKS EAT FUCKIN BREAD.CUNT! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

AND JAM!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
AND JAM!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Grape jam?

 

Touché!

 

Well, I'm waiting for one of you 2 fucks to bump up mine if ya dont mind!

I ain't feeling the love right now....

 

Already did u cunt gave u a 3 coz thats all you deserve.

 

AIR KISSS!!!!

* mwah, mwah *

 

Just rated you and its made fuck all difference.you ain't gone down at all

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
JESUS HAS IT TAKEN YOU THING LONG TO RATE ME..CUNT
But thanks i feel your love <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, I'm a slacker. Besides, I hardly ever rate people, it always seemed kinda pointless. You're like the fifth person I've rated and the only reason I rated you at all was to see if my 1 vote would actually effect anything.
And please stop squeezing my love so hard...you're starting to cut off the circulation.

 

UT u kick ass but ur a bit confident!!! I still aint heard u tell a decent joke yet. Ur good wiv the cains but shit wiv the jokes

 

oh sorry phil cunt

 

lmao i really shouldnt attempt to post under a differnet name when shitfaced fuckit oh shit bugger cunt