I'm not well

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by chester grape, Dec 17, 2002.

  1. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    I'm coughing things up that look like they were once alive. They're kinda sticky and yellow, and my throat feels like it's got a staple in it.

    Do you think I should go to the doctor or what?
     
  2. sweetlyscented

    sweetlyscented New Member

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    No, stay home and die.....
     
  3. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    cool! encase the phlegm in plastic and sell it off as Michael Jackson's sperm to japanese tourists. Make sure it's nice and bubbly.
    mmmmmmmmmmmm bubbles.
     
  4. sweetlyscented

    sweetlyscented New Member

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    I would have to shoot myself between the eyes before I can pretend to even say "yummy" My sarcasm doesn't even go that far....
     
  5. djdev

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    if your throat doesn't hurt
     
  6. ross_perot

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    maybe it is from all those damn gwapes you eat. Yah go to a doc if u wanna spend money on something that will pass soon probably. I had that this summer, take some throat lozanges and sleep a lot also just get fucking stoned and everything will be ok.
     
  7. xpert

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    you probably have AIDS. you should go to the doctor and get on that AZT or the triple cocktail they talk about on the news whatever the hell that is.
     
  8. xpert

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    and those things that look like they were alive are probably sperm.
     
  9. djdev

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    KOORZ, were you serious about how he might have AIDS? how do you know?
     
  10. Dixie Enormous

    Dixie Enormous New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape:
    I'm coughing things up that look like they were once alive. They're kinda sticky and yellow, and my throat feels like it's got a staple in it.

    Do you think I should go to the doctor or what?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    If you die ( and I hope you do ) can I have your 55 posts?
     
  11. xpert

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    i assume chester is male and i have concluded from his posts that he is gay and all gay people either have AIDS or will get AIDS that is how i know
     
  12. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    You're not exactly the brightest crayon in the box, are you Koors?
     
  13. kitana

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    thats what u get for sukin dik like u do, whore.
     
  14. xpert

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    crayons in a box huh. like a colorful rainbow which is the symbol of the homo's. you even attempt to insult people like the faggot you are.
     
  15. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Ah... just back from the doctor. They're pretty sure it's cancer. Quite advanced and aggressive it seems.

    Anyhow, it's been fun dissing you guys all this time. I'm off for some chemotherapy. I'll let you know how it went in a few days.

    Stay cool.
     
  16. ross_perot

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    Are you lying mr gwapes? If you are thats gay, but if you aren't I am sorry.

    Its all Kit's fault, she did it! and if it is testicular cancer she will be more than willing to cut yer balls off.
     
  17. EllaMichelle

    EllaMichelle New Member

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    No you should let the living parasites whose carcasses you've been coughing up to eat your brain while you are still alive ....go to the damn doctor
     

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