Heh, These might offend some people but what the hell : This lady is in the hospital giving birth. She has the delivery nice and clean and the doctor takes the baby back to "clean it off". 2 minutes later the lady hears the sound of falling things so she gets up and peeks behind the curtain. The doctor was punching the baby! So she thrusts open the curtain and at the same time the doctor threw the baby on the ground and started kicking it. The lady yells at him and screams "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY!!!!???", the doctor then picks up the baby and says "April fools, It was already dead!"
Q: Whats the worst thing about having sex with a six year old? A: Getting blood stains on your clown suit!
Q: Whats the best thing about fucking a 14 year old in the shower? A: When she gets her hair wet she looks 7!
