DEAD BABY JOKES FOR ALL!

THANK FUK THAT SOME1 ACTUALLY CAME UP WIV SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!! RESPECT OUT TO YA BRUV

 

Q: What do you get whan you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
A: Deep Throat.

 

Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties.

 

Q. Whats more fun that spinning a baby on clothes line?
A. Stopping it with a shovel.

 

Q : Whats white and bobs up and down in a baby's cot ?
A : A pedophile's ass

 

How do you get ten dead babies into a quart jar?

Blender.

How do you get them out?

What is 18" long, cold and stiff, and makes a woman scream in the morning?

SIDS.

What's the most annoying part of fucking an eight year old?

Having to read a bedtime story afterwords.

 

Ah fuck, the last one's been around.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Xevrathrusra_the_Godless:
How do you get ten dead babies into a quart jar?

Blender.

How do you get them out?

What is 18" long, cold and stiff, and makes a woman scream in the morning?

SIDS.

What's the most annoying part of fucking an eight year old?

Having to read a bedtime story afterwords.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well how do u get them out?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Well how do u get them out?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

With a straw...

 

...or is it with a spoon?
...I usually use a straw though.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well....what do you usually use!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
Well....what do you usually use! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

!=?

 

Doritos.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Xevrathrusra_the_Godless:
Doritos.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Doritos = good for spic salsa flavored babies
...but what about the rest of flavor spectrum?

 

Well, if they're kinda sweet, add a little apricot brandy or some rum, stick in a straw, and you've got dead baby daquiri!

Jesus, I'd make a horrid mother.

Q: What has four legs and one arm?

A: A dobie in a kid's playground!

 

Q. wots the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A. u cant fuck a rock

 

hey phil, little much on that last one there... hahahaha