guy works in a theater and is cleaning up while noone is soposed to be there... he sees a door open and a guy and lady practin for a play the guy is bent down holdin the ladys hand saying "come to me u fairy witch with ur terquios eyes and ur ruby red lips u make my heart twitch oh joy!" dude thinks this is great he is gona go home and tell his wife of 25 years this and get some pussy. so he keeps saying it over and over again in his head to try to remember it..."come to me u fairy witch with ur terquios eyes and ur ruby red lips u make my heart twitch oh joy!" he goes home and is a lil nervous and is in the bath room saying it over and over again!"come to me u fairy witch with ur terquios eyes and ur ruby red lips u make my heart twitch oh joy!" so he hops in to bed rolls over looks at his wife and says.... COME TO ME U STUPID BITCH WITH UR TURKEY EYES AND UR RUBBER TITS U MAKE MY ASSHOL ITCH OH SHIT.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IevildykeI: I GUESS ITS ONE OF THOES GOT TO HEAR IT IN PERSON JOKES...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I just asked a friend to read it to me so I could experience the "hear it in person" aspect of it...and it still sucked.
where the hell have u come from wiv ur retarded jokes u stupid prick. dont tell no more jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
