Get out the nigger jokes!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Phil, Nov 6, 2002.

  1. Phil

    Phil New Member

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    Q. why do niggers smell so bad?
    A. So blind people can hate them 2!!!!!!
     
  2. ross_perot

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    YOU COMEDIC GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    why do black men have huge cocks?

    Cuz all their ancestors were hung!

    I make myself giggle man!!!!!
     
  3. Phil

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    I like it man!!! U make me laugh. how bout this one?

    Q. Y do African Lions go around licking each others arseholes?
    A. To get the taste of niggers away
     
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    Niggers taste really bad!! I am giggling on the floor!
     
  5. NPerez

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    Q:What do you say to a black man in uniform?

    A:I'll have a big mac and a large order of fries.

    haha
    heres another:

    I don't like black jokes, I have black people in my family tree. for all I know, they're still hanging there!
     
  6. Phil

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    A nigger was walking along when he found a lamp. He rubs it and a genie appears
    and says to the surprised coon that he has three wishes.
    The nigger thinks about it for about a minute and say's, "I want to be white, rock hard
    and get plenty of ass!"
    The genie turned him into a toilet.
     
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    Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
    A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
     
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    A Southern sheriff was driving along when there was an announcement on his radio
    that he was needed urgently at the scene of a major accident.
    When he got there, he found a local farmer filling in a large trench with his tractor.
    "What y'all doin', son?" He asked.
    "Well, sheriff," he replied, "I came across this accident, and I thought I would do the
    right thing." Said the farmer.
    "And what might that be?" asked the sheriff.
    "Well this busload of niggers just got plowed into tiny pieces by the passing train, and
    they were all killed instantly... I was just giving them a decent burial." Replied the farmer,
    while chewing on a piece of straw.
    "Whoa, son," said the surprised sheriff, "That was fast! Y'all sure every one of 'em niggers
    was dead?"
    "Well," said the farmer, "two or three of 'em kept sayin' they weren't, but you know how
    them niggers lie all the time."
     
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    Q. how long does it take a nigger woman to take a shit
    A. 9 months
     

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