~Fresh Ass~

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  1. Cuntry Skank

    Cuntry Skank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    Do you have a warm couch and know how to cook? I'm probally gonna be hungry when I get there so I'll need to be fed. Gotta keep up my strength. You know... I could make a swing after Nashville and possibly come up 95 instead of Bristol.... then I could drop her off on 95 and let IMC ravage her entrails. That would be cool! I'll PM the cell number.

    PEACE OUT!    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    how about a ratty recliner and take out from the bar-b-q place
     
    Cuntry Skank, Oct 1, 2002
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  2. Ministersf

    Ministersf New Member

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    More sexy woman asses please.
     
    Ministersf, Oct 1, 2002
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  3. Fat-N-Sassy

    Fat-N-Sassy New Member

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    your wish is my cumhand...

     
    Fat-N-Sassy, Oct 1, 2002
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  4. crusader

    crusader New Member

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    Is that even human???
     
    crusader, Oct 2, 2002
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  5. diva

    diva New Member

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    oh man im gonna hurl thats disgusting
     
    diva, Oct 3, 2002
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  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dirty diva:
    oh man im gonna hurl thats disgusting<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah, well so are you..
     
    Dwaine Scum, Oct 3, 2002
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  7. diva

    diva New Member

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    you didnt seem to think so last night baby,
     
    diva, Oct 4, 2002
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  8. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    IMC!!! why didn't you say you were in england last night!!.. we could have met up for beer and drugs...

    or is dirty dipshit full of crap
     
    pimpchichi, Oct 4, 2002
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  9. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    IMC always gets the bitches. i think it's because he's so fucking charming.
     
    ratatouille, Oct 4, 2002
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  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Dirty Dipshit is full of crap...

    Charming? I have been called alot of things, but never charming *burps*
     
    Dwaine Scum, Oct 5, 2002
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  11. Icare

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    Oh! Oh! Me! I'm next!!...errr..i'd say 'cute'...as a button! Me! Choose me!
     
    Icare, Oct 5, 2002
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  12. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    WTF?!?!? when did I get to be cute and sweet? Goddmanit, Im going back to bed
     
    Dwaine Scum, Oct 5, 2002
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  13. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I don't know about cute and sweet.. but that son of a bitch knows how to party!
     
    Cheezedawg, Oct 5, 2002
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  14. Cuntry Skank

    Cuntry Skank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
    Dirty Dipshit is full of crap...

    Charming? I have been called alot of things, but never charming *burps*    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    sweet is what i would say
     
    Cuntry Skank, Oct 5, 2002
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  15. ratatouille

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    rumour has it he also is part Viking. hmmpf, that would explain the horribly giant genitalia on him.
     
    ratatouille, Oct 5, 2002
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  16. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    errrr... ,ummmm yeah Im part Celt...
     
    Dwaine Scum, Oct 6, 2002
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  17. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
    errrr... ,ummmm yeah Im part Celt...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    So the rumours are true! you're a big sexy evil charming viking warrior with a mintyass who knows how to party! does that pretty much sum it up? oh, i forgot child raper, sorry.
     
    ratatouille, Oct 6, 2002
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  18. Cuntry Skank

    Cuntry Skank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    So the rumours are true! you're a big sexy evil charming viking warrior with a mintyass who knows how to party! does that pretty much sum it up? oh, i forgot child raper, sorry.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    is this a conspiracy

    you all are trying to get me to go to carolina

    he probably only has 2 inches and looks like bill gates

    i may have to plan a field trip after my trip this week
     
    Cuntry Skank, Oct 6, 2002
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  19. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Home of the Two inch killer..

    No Bill gates is much more handsome than I am
     
    Dwaine Scum, Oct 6, 2002
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  20. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
    Home of the Two inch killer..

    No Bill gates is much more handsome than I am    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    perhaps- but he just doesnt possess the wit and charm.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>is this a conspiracy

    you all are trying to get me to go to carolina<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    not really. i really dont feel like sharing the evil genius with you, but you do have the better ass so i cant really stop you.
     
    ratatouille, Oct 6, 2002
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