IMC I've got a variation of that painful feeling.When i was 16 i had this girl who was mad for it all the time.We were fucking like crazy one night,my knob is going in and out like a fuckin piston and on one of the inward strokes i totally missed her crack and banged into that bit of skin between her crack and arsehole.My cock almost bent in half,the pain was fuckin incredible.The next day i looked at it and it had shrivrelied up and it had gone a black-blue colour.I was frickin scared shitless,i thought i'd done some serious damage to it,i mean it looked like a small black walnut.I ended up going to the doc's who laughed hid head off when i showed him my knob.It went back to it's normal healthy size and colour within the next 2 weeks
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coldcatfood: IMC I've got a variation of that painful feeling.When i was 16 i had this girl who was mad for it all the time.We were fucking like crazy one night,my knob is going in and out like a fuckin piston and on one of the inward strokes i totally missed her crack and banged into that bit of skin between her crack and arsehole.My cock almost bent in half,the pain was fuckin incredible.The next day i looked at it and it had shrivrelied up and it had gone a black-blue colour.I was frickin scared shitless,i thought i'd done some serious damage to it,i mean it looked like a small black walnut.I ended up going to the doc's who laughed hid head off when i showed him my knob.It went back to it's normal healthy size and colour within the next 2 weeks <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You're lucky - a lot of guys end up with permanently bent dicks, a la Bill Clinton. Priapism is what they call it, I think.
yeah i heard that about a pigs dick... i was gonna investigate.. but we never got further into the farm than the horses bit.. where we were havin so much fun throwing stones at the horses telescopic dicks we forgot all about checkin out the truth about old screwy dick... but the thought of a corkscrew shaped dick and vagina did get me thinking though... i mean... does the male pig have to pirouette into the female or what.. i can't seem to understand the mechanics of it..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: yeah i heard that about a pigs dick... i was gonna investigate.. but we never got further into the farm than the horses bit.. where we were havin so much fun throwing stones at the horses telescopic dicks we forgot all about checkin out the truth about old screwy dick... but the thought of a corkscrew shaped dick and vagina did get me thinking though... i mean... does the male pig have to pirouette into the female or what.. i can't seem to understand the mechanics of it..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ScienceMan to the rescue!!!!! According to "Reproductive Behavior in Ungulates," by A.F. Fraser: "The manner of intromission [i.e., hosing] in the pig is unique. In this species, the male, when mounted, makes thrusting actions with the penis, which repeatedly makes semi-rotary actions. Only when the spiral glans penis of the boar becomes lodged tightly in the firm folds of the cervix does the action stop and ejaculation commence. It is clear, in fact, that the locking of the penis in the cervix acts as the essential stimulus to ejaculation in the boar." Disgusting but true.
when we were breeding the pigs, we had to be careful about the mates that we paired with our sows. some of the boars were too big to be on top of the young sows. there was this one boar that was like 600 pounds, he was retired from breeding. he was huge, he filled up almost half of his pen. if the male had trouble inserting his penis into the female, we had to uhh, help him. we used gloves. my favorite part about breeding the pigs happened weeks later; the offspring being born. we watched our sows give birth. it was cool. i looked for deformalities, but all the piglets looked healthy.
All this talk is making me horny. I'm gonna have to start fucking pigs now. Thanks for the info guys.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kiddo25: And what about the poor girl?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nothing ever happens to the girl - except for maybe a good laugh. It's only the guy who's curled up in pain. And a curved dick. Sometimes - no joke - the twists up and around naturally, without any impact. It can get so bad that it looks like a pretzel or a corkscrew. Useless fact for the day: pigs actually have corkscrew shaped penises. And yes, the ladies have corkscrew shaped, ah, vaginas. This is from a book - not first-hand knowledge!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Topper: That 'bit of skin' is called the perenium, maybe.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's right, the perineum. That tasty 'lil stretch of skin between one's bits and pieces. Ugh.
yeah, boars have corkscrew shaped penises. i witnessed pigs breeding when we had to breed our sows for our livestock management class. The inside of a sow, female pig, has corkscrew patterned crevices, patterned for the male's penis. IMC: morning woodfairy is definitely laughing at you. i know how to make the pain go away...chop it off
Thats not true. That shit DOES hurt. (Especially if it "slips" just a little further....know what Im sayin). But maybe that girls 'perenium' was just made of steel. So pigs really do "screw" then huh?
There you have it - straight from the authority. I heard monkeys fuck in less than one minute and, evolutionarily speaking, that that makes sense. You're a lot harder to kill when you're not stationary, those monkeys that remain stationary the longest (those long-distance fuckers) are the first to be eliminated from the population (from rabid monkey-killing dinosaurs, or whatever). So why do human males take so much longer to blow? And, who cares?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: yeah, boars have corkscrew shaped penises. i witnessed pigs breeding when we had to breed our sows for our livestock management class.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Did you do this in the trailer?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly: Did you do this in the trailer?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no i did this in my lab class for livestock management in college. i even made a perfect score on my report, the only one in the class to make a 100. i am so smart!
