michael barry more loves john leslie

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by yogamuffin, Oct 28, 2002.

  1. yogamuffin

    yogamuffin New Member

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    well why the fuck not he's raped everyone else including my gerbil "mr nibbly"
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    What the fuck are you babbling about?
     
  3. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    michael barrymore = gay brit celeb who had some guy found dead in his pool with a fist sized hole where his ass used to be

    john leslie = brit celeb who's just been named as a 'serial' rapist
     
  4. yogamuffin

    yogamuffin New Member

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    i dont no 2 many drugs got to go now back to my loverly warm cell.........need tablet for head......................is that you mother? i didnt mean to rape the cat but you told me i needed to get sum pussy
     
  5. stymie

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    Got this on my mobile today.

    There once was a girl called Ulrika,
    whose love life just couldnt be sweeter.
    Sven was a fan,
    she was beaten by Stan,
    and shagged by the guy from Blue Peter!
     
  6. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
    Got this on my mobile today.

    There once was a girl called Ulrika,
    whose love life just couldnt be sweeter.
    Sven was a fan,
    she was beaten by Stan,
    and shagged by the guy from Blue Peter!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  7. yogamuffin

    yogamuffin New Member

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    do you think that both of them have moved in with gary glitter and jonathan king i'll bet they've all got life time meberships in NAMBLA

     
  8. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    Well seing as none of the people you mentioned are either from or in America. I doubt it.
     
  9. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    if youd've put neither it would've been a double negative... and some syntax slut would've come along and ripped out your piss...
     
  10. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    *neither, I meant neither
     
  11. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    Or did I?
    Fuck off dubya, you got me paranoid now.
     
  12. yogamuffin

    yogamuffin New Member

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    fuck you you never been on the internet cum biscuit fuccccckkkkkeeeerrrr[/B]
     

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