My girlfriend left me...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by FredVegas, Mar 8, 2002.

  1. pimpchichi

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    unless of course you want to "protect" it in your special pouch.. you dirty spic animal abuser you
     
  2. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    And a froggy thing to make a purse out of!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you gotta be a millionaire to need a purse that BIG
     
  3. CancerBeans

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    Finally I have hair thank fuckin god
     
  4. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
    Finally I have hair thank fuckin god<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now all you need is plastic surgery.
     
  5. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimp~:
    KITANA... LOOK!!..

    it's a small furry thing!!.. KILL IT!!!.. dissect it!!.. post pics!!!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    where where???

    *busts out the dissecting kit*
     
  6. CancerBeans

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Now all you need is plastic surgery.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You are one to talk? LMFAO

    Remember when you showed me your picture?

    Lying on your pubah stomach for a reason too.
     
  7. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
    Remember when you showed me your picture? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    POST IT POST IT

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    wtf is a "pubah stomach"??.. is it some kinda flowery furniture??
     
  8. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
    You are one to talk? LMFAO

    Remember when you showed me your picture?

    Lying on your pubah stomach for a reason too.
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    LMAO who's laughing now..umm me..do you really think that was me
    As if i'd show you my real picture..nob.
    She's one of the many pics i use for my yahoo identity depending on what sort of mood i'm in when chatting, i also have a injured pitball terrior, some naked 50 year old granny and some fat ginger bird.You were lucky you got the more pleasant one
    And you really thought i'd send you a real one....LMFAO....as if
     
  9. CancerBeans

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    To pimp:
    A "pubah" stomach is a stomach that a woman tries very very hard to maintain (UT) but for some reason there is still a piece of fat that hangs over her belt.

    After my 10th reformat of my hard drive I have lost the link to that slutty picture.
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    To UT:
    I don't really give a fuck what feeling you feel or how you feel on yahoo at this time or that time or on your period spills or whatever the fuck you are blabbering about out of your feces infested pie hole.

    If I fucking recall you said some bullshit about you being 30 years old or something then post your old ass on the forum and stop being such a cowardly cuntly whore that's ashamed of her pubah stomach and worries about how her smelly cunt feeling "fresh" for all of the old street bums you fuck every weekend after work from the bar to your roach and rat infested dwelling of a maggot shit pool.

    Come on bitch fucking post your picture already let's see how much of a nasty whore you really are.
     
  10. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
    To pimp:
    A "pubah" stomach is a stomach that a woman tries very very hard to maintain (UT) but for some reason there is still a piece of fat that hangs over her belt.

    After my 10th reformat of my hard drive I have lost the link to that slutty picture.
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    To UT:
    I don't really give a fuck what feeling you feel or how you feel on yahoo at this time or that time or on your period spills or whatever the fuck you are blabbering about out of your feces infested pie hole.

    If I fucking recall you said some bullshit about you being 30 years old or something then post your old ass on the forum and stop being such a cowardly cuntly whore that's ashamed of her pubah stomach and worries about how her smelly cunt feeling "fresh" for all of the old street bums you fuck every weekend after work from the bar to your roach and rat infested dwelling of a maggot shit pool.

    Come on bitch fucking post your picture already let's see how much of a nasty whore you really are.
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    God you've kept me amused all night...hope stress wont make you go bald..,oops sorry you already are
     
  11. CancerBeans

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    I'm bald because I choose. I'm young unlike *cough* YOU *cough* who is probably loosing her hair naturally from old age.

    Feels good to be old and wrinkly doesn't it unlimited-time

    Unlimited-time

    Says alot about you. You have unlimited time (your age) I can just imagine what you really look like
     
  12. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
    I'm bald because I choose. I'm young unlike *cough* YOU *cough* who is probably loosing her hair naturally from old age.

    Feels good to be old and wrinkly doesn't it unlimited-time

    Unlimited-time

    Says alot about you. You have unlimited time (your age) I can just imagine what you really look like
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh cancer, you really are clutching at straws now...it's very unlikly as a female that i'm ever gonna loose my hair and i'm 30, if you think thats old you got a major shock coming in a few years.
    You choose to look the way you do .
     
  13. CancerBeans

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    You still have not shown your old wrinkly ass

    Afraid of the criticism?
     
  14. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
    You still have not shown your old wrinkly ass

    Afraid of the criticism?
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    I'm an adult cancer,double daring doesn't work.If and when i want to post my pic it certainly wont be because of taunts from someone who's not old enough to drink alcohol.
     
  15. kitana

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    ooh, UT, i want to see what you look like
     
  16. unlimited-time

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    is every fucker blind ??
    Or when me and nursey a while back were being rude bout each other didn't you notice she was commenting on how i look.Hmm how did she do that.
    1. I love her and sent her a collection of pictures of myself
    2. I'm actually famous so she's seen me on telly
    3. I have already posted a pic of me on here and you missed it.

    Now hunt.
     
  17. unlimited-time

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    Cancer just for you because you are now convinced this is me.

    For anyone who saw my other pic , please tell the jerk-off this looks fuck all like me.

    Not that i'd mind coz she's not bad looking, but its not.
     
  18. kitana

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    too much make up!
     
  19. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    We would give a shit if it wasn't so fuckin stupid.No wonder your a sad lonely man.But if you write in these forums for a few more weeks Wank will offer to have sex with you, so hang in there.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...Sorry, love, but I'm far from sad and even further from lonely...
     
  20. unlimited-time

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    I'm not your love, deary and if your gonna write bollox you will get a bollox reply.
     

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