My girlfriend left me...

...I just got back from Vermont, and when I pulled up into my driveway she was standing on the front porch with her bags packed. I asked her,"What's up, baby? You goin' somewhere?"
"Yeah, I'm leavin' ya," she replied.
"You're leavin' me? What the FUCK!? Why are ya leavin' me? I didn't know we had any problems."
"Well...everyone in town says that you're a pedophile," she replied.
"Pedophile!! That's a pretty big fuckin' word for a ten year old..."

...oh well**searches for bag of candy**...back to tha playground I suppose.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
...I just got back from Vermont, and when I pulled up into my driveway she was standing on the front porch with her bags packed. I asked her,"What's up, baby? You goin' somewhere?"
"Yeah, I'm leavin' ya," she replied.
"You're leavin' me? What the FUCK!? Why are ya leavin' me? I didn't know we had any problems."
"Well...everyone in town says that you're a pedophile," she replied.
"Pedophile!! That's a pretty big fuckin' word for a ten year old..."

...oh well**searches for bag of candy**...back to tha playground I suppose.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...hey asshole! Why don't you shut the fuck up? Ya whiny little bitch...(just figured I'd save some of ya the time and energy of typin' that out.)

 

We would give a shit if it wasn't so fuckin stupid.No wonder your a sad lonely man.But if you write in these forums for a few more weeks Wank will offer to have sex with you, so hang in there.

 

or i can help u get rid of your pedophile urges by cutting off your balls

 

We could smash UT in the face with a meat grinder too but it really wouldn't accomplish shit anyhow

 

Piss-off you rejected cyber slut

 

Stop instant messeging me for another pic you're pissing me off UT

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
Stop instant messeging me for another pic you're pissing me off UT <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ooh UT!

trying to get another guy???
cancerbeans has a child and a live-in chik

 

isn't UT a lesbian

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by m2k:
isn't UT a lesbian <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i dunno

 

you know i used to think you were a closet lesbian kit.. until i realised you only fuck animals

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by m2k:
you know i used to think you were a closet lesbian kit.. until i realised you only fuck animals<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hey! i dont...i am waiting for cheezedawg

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
Stop instant messeging me for another pic you're pissing me off UT <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why oh why would i be asking for your pic when there is more than enough of you being a baldy freak on this forum to last me a life time of laughs

 

oh, UT, his hair is growing back

 

1. No, UT is not a lesbian maybe Bisexual if anything.

2. True there are enough of my fugliness to go around on the forum but not of the ones you wanted.... Sick monkey

3. UT get your thumb out of your ass.

I'm done you're dismissed bleach freak

 

is*

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Paranoid Kit:
oh, UT, his hair is growing back<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why wait when you can have a wig.
With a face like his he needs all the help he can get.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Why wait when you can have a wig.
With a face like his he needs all the help he can get.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO

 

KITANA... LOOK!!..

it's a small furry thing!!.. KILL IT!!!.. dissect it!!.. post pics!!!

 

And a froggy thing to make a purse out of!