What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Lomotil, Jan 4, 2002.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    At least acne waits until your 12 to come on your face...
     
  2. biduasso

    biduasso New Member

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    How does Michael know its time for bed?

    The big hand is on the little hand
     
  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Long time no see, Stu (albeit with one 's')...

    Did you hear about the new Kmart contest they're having? You win a trip to MJ's very own amusement park if you find the other white glove in a pack of kid's underwear...
     
  4. Motherfucker

    Motherfucker New Member

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    Q=How does Micheal JAckson pick his nose?

    A=By Mail Order


    Shit I know, but we were on the Jackson topic anyhow.
     

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