Q: How can you tell if a leper has been using your shower?

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by mudslinger, Dec 8, 2001.

  1. mudslinger

    mudslinger Member

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    Q: How can you tell if a leper has been using your shower?
    A: Your bar of soap has gotten bigger.
     
    mudslinger, Dec 8, 2001
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  2. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    Q: what did the leper say to the pro"stitute?

    A: "keep the tip"


    3 lepers we're playing cards, one threw his hand in.. the other laughed his head off
     
    Disorder, Dec 8, 2001
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  3. yomamazagreasymofo

    yomamazagreasymofo New Member

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    What do you name a leper in a hot tub?

    Stu.
     
    yomamazagreasymofo, Dec 9, 2001
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  4. Cola di Rienza

    Cola di Rienza New Member

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    Why did the leper cross the road?

    I'm not sure, but I think he was stalking Janet Reno.
     
    Cola di Rienza, Dec 12, 2001
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