Shipwrecked

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by PinkorBrown69, Aug 17, 2001.

  1. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    There was a cruise ship going through some rough waters that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island.
    There where only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl. They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women to do..............
    After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself. It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course.

    Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.....................


    So they buried her.
     
  2. p_real

    p_real New Member

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    We all heard that one back in 1985...
    Get a new jokebook...
     
  3. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Who is 'We' and 'All' ?
     
  4. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally bitched by marginal newcomer p_real:
    We all heard that one back in 1985...
    Get a new jokebook...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Hey, you took a mulligan on that even older "Mexican pregnancy" one of yours.

    **RING**
    Receiver: "Hello?"
    Caller: "Yeah, Kettle? This is Pot - you're black"
     
  5. p_real

    p_real New Member

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    That would be me and the several voices in my head...
     
  6. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    There was a cruise ship going through some rough waters that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island.
    There where only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl. They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women to do..............
    After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself. It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course.

    Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.....................


    So they buried her.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Then you're supposed to say "And after awhile,they were so ashamed of what they were doing,they dug her back up."
     

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