What's the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? With a crucifixion, you throw away the whole Jew. Kitana and her friend go to the zoo. A gorilla breaks out of his cage, grabs Kitana, throws her down, rips off all her clothes, and fucks her. The zookeeper pulls the gorilla off, and takes Kitana to the hospital. A few days later, Kitana's friend goes to visit her. She says, "So how you are feeling, Kitana?" Kitana says, "So how should I feel? He doesn't call, he doesn't write..." What's an 800-pound gerbil do for kicks? He sticks homos up his ass. Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them, too. How do you make a little boy cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear. I hope you like the jokes. If you don't, I hope the next time you jump on a bicycle it doesn't have a seat.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FuckMe_I'mPsycho: What's an 800-pound gerbil do for kicks? He sticks homos up his ass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <font size=4>ROTFLOL</font> good joke you ugly cunt
Thanks but I can't take the credit for that one. My mom told that to me...so she's the cunt in this situation...not me. I'm just the messenger. But if you still want to call me a cunt feel free. I loooove a man that knows how to turn a woman on...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FuckMe_I'mPsycho: I loooove a man hat knows how to turn a woman on...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> [turn-on mode]Wanna fuck?[/turn-on mode]
There once was a toad that was excluded from all Green Toad activities because he was a handsome shade of yellow. So he went to visit a beautiful fairy in the town over who had the power to grant wishes. "Fairy," he said. "I would like to be green, so I can play with all the other toads." "Granted!" said the fairy, who turned him yellow. Unfortunately, his little toady penis was still yellow. "What about my penis?" he asked the fairy. "Oh! For that, you'll have to go see the wizard." And so the toad hopped off to find the wizard. Soon, a pink elephant visited the fairy, and he wished to be turned gray. She granted him the wish, but, as with the toad, his penis was still pink. So she told him to visit the wizard. "How do I find the wizard?" he asked. "Just follow the yellow dick toad."
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FuckMe_I'mPsycho: "I would like to be <font color="GREEN">green</font>, so I can play with all the other toads." "Granted!" said the fairy, who turned him <font color="YELLOW">yellow.</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE> way to fuck up a joke you cunt.. did you learn those fine arts from harlan
HEY!!! thats not cool!!! I think harlan would have got that joke right!!!! no need to slam harlan? what would speedy think?
harlan types with a stick attached to his forehead... he has severe headshakes and drools... it'd take him the best part of a weekend to type that joke and when he was done the keyboard would be a slimy mass of 'tard slaver... but your not wrong.. he'd have gotten it right(eventually)... sorry harlan.. sorry speedy
Q: Why do women have vaginas? A: So men will talk to them. Q: Why do women have legs? A: So they don't leave slime trails.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Q: Why do women have legs? A: So they don't leave slime trails.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> retards and bibs also spring to mind
Hi! I’m either very stupid and tried to copy what that ass-fucking piece of shit Wandering Porn Dealer did, or I actually AM Wandering Porn Dealer and registered this account too. The email address I used for this one is invader50@hotmail.com and I came from this IP: 204.186.207.231 [ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]
