Can I ejaculate and piss at the same time?

Lately, I have been pissing allover my toilet seat, probably because the dried up cum has blocked a once good peehole of pissing nicely, now this got me to thinking, is it possible to ejaculate and piss at the same time, and if so would it be called pissculating? I have tried to flog my old bishop and release the yellow shit from my penis, so far, it tested unsuccessful, but there may be others, others who have the ability to pissculate, and if you have that ability, tell me, post it to me, because only you can prevent forest fires. Summary: This topic has no point.

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haha, I get it, jokes are funny.

 

I knew a guy that ate sooo much watermelon, that he sneezed and shit all over himself.... true story...

 

I knew a guy that once ate a peice of shit and shitted out a watermelon...true story...

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haha, I get it, jokes are funny.

 

i heard about a guy who could piss out of his mouth

 

yes, yes there is a guy that can do that, and there is also a guy that can shit on his face and piss out of his clittoris with a vaginal penis also known as your moms eyes and a booger that was largely vasicular. Smell my shit and put your finger in my nose

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haha, I get it, jokes are funny.

 

taking the bag off, walking up behind someone and acting (or actually dooing the act) like you are sneezeing while spraying the piss all over the back of their head is also entertaining

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"What do you speak so loudly that i cannot hear what you say?" --The Master

 

HaHAHA! man tahts too funny....

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Perverts r0ol! YeaH!

 

What the fuck are all of you talking about? Shut up, you gayness peice of shit, rape me now or rape me later I am now a masturbater, I want to cum out of my nose and piss out of my mouth, comes in handy when you french those damn mouth lickin testicular cancer tom green assholes, also known as my mother, shenanae.

 

you try too hard

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i am Juan, i am good friends with Harry Ballzanya, Kummal Over, Sperr Meestains, Ben Dover, Mike Hunt, Jack Hoff, Anita Dick, and Craven Moorhead

 

i don't think i would want to cum and piss at the same time- it would take the pleasure out of one of them- you can't have a good piss and a good orgasm at the same time- it is mathimatically impossible, speaking of mathimatical impossiblities i have a friend that studies theoretical math- did you know that 1=2?

 

Stupid is as stupid does.

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haha, I get it, jokes are funny.

 

stupid is as stupid does- i don't get it that has nothing to do with anything- shut up.

 

What if you farted while having sex, and ate your foot by accident?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AnalCockRaper:
What if you farted while having sex, and ate your foot by accident?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's acutally interesting, hmm . . .

if you farted, i don't know if you'd still have a hard on, if you did however, it might have made the cum come out faster. . . and yet if you accidentally ate your foot, you must be somekind of freak, because i can barely get my foot up to my chest area, but if you got your foot up to your mate's chest, then she could either be turned on or turned off, it depended on the kind of female. Of course then if you pissed and ejaculated at the same time during intercourse, then your babies could turn out all yellowish and wet, because piss cells don't work in the same way as sperm cells, so then i gues no matter what you do ACR, you're screwed up the asshole



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i am Juan, i am good friends with Harry Ballzanya, Kummal Over, Sperr Meestains, Ben Dover, Mike Hunt, Jack Hoff, Anita Dick, and Craven Moorhead

 

Fag.

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haha, I get it, jokes are funny.

 

hohohoho...

 

I once came across the content's of somebody's colostomy bag, inside a pub toilet cubicle. I thought I had found something valuable, that had been left behind by mistake. It was inside a plain paper bag, and was quite weighty. You can imagine my surprise when I discovered it was the contents of somebodys bowels. I was very nearly sick and none of my drinking partners believed me, despite my insistence on them going to check it out for themselves. What a shitbag, having to shit into a bag.

 

when you get a hard-on, there is a flap inside the penis that closes off the bladder so that no urine can enter the penis while you have sex and ejaculate. if you have a problem with this flap, you will get some urine into your seimen. i dont think that you can feel it, though.
when we studied artificial insemination and collecting seimen in livestock, we learned that some samples of seimen must be checked for color. reddish seimen indicates some blood, no good. yellowish seimen indicates urine, no good. there is usually a problem with the donor males, i think they usually get checked by a vet or sent to market because theyre no good for breeding.

 

Yes my love. You are correct. I had the same problem with my first girlfriend. Goats don't seem to care though. If urine mixes with semen, there is a big problem. You see, although the flap causes you not to urinate is closed, there is still plenty of urine left of the urethra. This is where the prostate gland comes into play. It coats the urethra with a fluid the keeps urine from mixing with the semen(piss kills semen on contact). That is what is commonly refered to as "precum". There is a lot of viable sperm in the prostate. Hence, you can get preganate from "precum".

 

Isn't cum messy enough to clean up without adding piss to the equation?