oh, you fuckers

someone submitted my phone number into some survey groups...
ppl have called me asking me to answer a survey about food.

i tell em that i am caucasion, 18 yr old woman, head of the household, with 12 children n that i have 3 live-in boyfriends... none of the adults work n the food is donated by a church. i earn my money sucking dick on the korner...

the last guy paused for a long time n i could tell he had put me on mute to laugh.

 

I think it was the sassy one T'Mae, from Pork Gravy forums. She's always up to no good.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Martha Stewart:
I think it was the sassy one T'Mae, from Pork Gravy forums. She's always up to no good.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

shit, she doesnt go on fugly...does she?

 

You should have told them your main diet is raw pig testicles.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hittmann:
You should have told them your main diet is raw pig testicles.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no! its nut!
i eat mucho grande nachos from taco bell. no green onion n no beans.

 

Sounds good, I worked at a taco bell once, it sucked.


One day I'll take you out to eat some calf frys, I think I know a place that serves them.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hittmann:
Sounds good, I worked at a taco bell once, it sucked. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

why?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hittmann:
One day I'll take you out to eat some calf frys, I think I know a place that serves them. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yeah, they're yer ballz n yer funeral in my backyard...with the rest of my viktims.

 

ooh I can become a victim. How appealing!

 

isn't t'mae that fat trailor park whore that was afraid of cheezedawg?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hittmann:
ooh I can become a victim. How appealing! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

well then, start making plans

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DIEMUTHAFUCKADIE!!!:
isn't t'mae that fat trailor park whore that was afraid of cheezedawg?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i dunno, i never heard about that.

 

Hmm...I work this weekend. I'll probably be off next weekend though, we can set somethin up then.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hittmann:
Hmm...I work this weekend. I'll probably be off next weekend though, we can set somethin up then.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

set up, ok!