Texas Highway Patrol

I hate those motherfuckers.....
I was driving to San Antonio yesterday, it was 8am. I was going 75-77 in a 70mph zone. Thos motherfuckers pulled me over while other people were going 80-90 passing me. I got a ticket for speeding, and no insurance. $450 fucking dollars. God damn what assholes.

 

u know, i have noticed how it goes. u go 5 miles over the speed limit n ppl are still passing u n yer the one that gets stopped.
i dont have a license now, the state took it away.

 

So even without insurance, they just let you drive away? They didn't impound your shit? I was thinking about driving around without insurance until I find some, but I thought they'd really fuck you over if you get caught.

$450 every time you get caught < $3,500 every 6 months

Oh yeah, kit... Driving without a license isn't a "ticketable" offense, it's a "jailable" offense. They just haul your ass to jail if they catch you. Hey, feel like making a road trip?

 

yeah they let me drive away, i think the fine is determined by what city you get the ticket from. i was in segune or sigene or some shit like that, about 40 miles outside of san antonio. i took the emblems off of my car so i saw them walking around my car 3 times before they came up and asked me what it was. bastards.....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Friar Bitchicus Slapiticus:
Oh yeah, kit... Driving without a license isn't a "ticketable" offense, it's a "jailable" offense. They just haul your ass to jail if they catch you. Hey, feel like making a road trip?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

lomo, i dont drive.

 

If you're going to get a ticket anyway:

When a cop pulls you over and asks why you were going so fast say, "I was on my way to work. I work as a Rectum Stretcher."

He'll say, "What?"

You say, "Yes, I start by working a finger into the anus, then two, then eventually my whole hand. After weeks of this treatment, the rectal opening reaches six feet in diameter."

He'll say, "What do you do with a six-foot asshole?"

You say, "Give him a radar gun and put him under an overpass..."

 

MSF: ROFL! thats fuct up

 

i got pulled by the fuzz the other night...
had to chomp 1/2 oz,

*yum yum*

still pulling the shit out of my teeth... mmm


i'm gonna sleep tonight...

he pulled us cos we were reversing home

some stupid shit when yor carrying gear...


but all we got was a ticking off...

so you didn't take the physical challenge?

' might i say officer, you're looking mighty fine in those slacks... mind if i take a look at your cock?'

i don't think i'd be up for that but the thought might have ran through my mind if that pig found the lump of weed on my lap!

 

discoslacks: ??? r u ok?

 

About to go back to san antonio wednesday.... im gonna fucking run if they try to pull me over this time. kit and lomo keep an eye on the news for a speeding maroon car goin down i-10 aiming for cops

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cause 4 Concern The Ninja:
About to go back to san antonio wednesday.... im gonna fucking run if they try to pull me over this time. kit and lomo keep an eye on the news for a speeding maroon car goin down i-10 aiming for cops<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

what r u gonna do? try in outspeed em? i will see yer krash vid on rotten.com then.

 

Not outspeed them..... I was actually thinking about going on one of those long car chases like oj did...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cause 4 Concern The Ninja:
Not outspeed them..... I was actually thinking about going on one of those long car chases like oj did...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

n then krash

 

Just play a game of GTA3 before you drive here... get you in the right mindset...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Friar Bitchicus Slapiticus:
Just play a game of GTA3 before you drive here... get you in the right mindset...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

u want to see his death clips dont u?

 

No, I just wanna see some dead cops.

 

Kit I will drive to hellsville, straight to your house, straight through your room. You can see mine and your death in person....... except I will get it right.....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cause 4 Concern The Ninja:
Kit I will drive to hellsville, straight to your house, straight through your room. You can see mine and your death in person....... except I will get it right..... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

its a good thing i dont live at the home addy i gave you

 

Well someones gonna die

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cause 4 Concern The Ninja:
Well someones gonna die<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

nut me