For Your Convenience

GENERIC FLAME FORM

{Person's name here}

Is a(n):

1 Asshole
2 Bitch
3 Wanker (for our friends across the pond)
4 Fudge-Packing Mongoloid

He/She can:

1 Kiss my ass
2 Go fuck him/herself
3 Suck me
4 Go fuck his/her mother (everyone else has)

I have pictures of him/her:

1 Appearing in a Mexican Donkey Show
2 Selling his/her booty for crack
3 Enticing children into an unmarked van with Jolly Ranchers
4 All of the above

In conclusion:

1 Go to hell, tell your mom I said hi.
2 Learn to type/read.
3 Go to the free clinic and get that rash looked at.
4 Wipe the cum off of your lips, it looks bad at the welfare office.

 

I have added this form to speed up flame wars. Now, rather than writing a novel about someone's stupidity, you can just say:

(person's name) 2,3,4,1

See how much faster that was?

I'm sure everyone who is lame will practice now by using this form on me.

You're welcome.

 

You know what you can do with your form don't you. Good there's no need for me to tell you then. It's cunts like you that make cunts like me look bad.

 

Yeah, I know what I can do with it. I can say:

Cuntmonkey 4 2 4 3

and save myself some time.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
Yeah, I know what I can do with it. I can say:

Cuntmonkey 4 2 4 3

and save myself some time.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO! I was just about to say cuntmonkey 2 3 1 4...

 

Laziness is the mother of invention.

(Necessity just sells dime bags off the back porch)

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I really cannot believe Fuxisister Wank Pond and UglyFred can even begin to expect people with even a smattering of intelligence would lower themselves to use such a basic crude numbering system. There is no limit to to your ability to astonish me. I was beginning to suspect that there was a glimmer of intelligence somewhere in your brains as by laws of life most people are born with a degree (albeit miniscule) of normal brain activity. Alas yet again you disappoint me. It isn't much fun only having braindead morons like you to argue with but I suppose I have no choice as there really doesn't seem to be anyone of equal status to myself out there. I will give consideration to Train and Thunder of course but even they don't have my grammatical brilliance, apart from that they have my respect due to their complete annihilation of you two stinking festering arsehole poking rotten dog turds. And look!!!!!!!! I've used no numbers!!!!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sweet'n'innocent:
I really cannot believe Fuxisister Wank Pond and UglyFred can even begin to expect people with even a smattering of intelligence would lower themselves to use such a basic crude numbering system. There is no limit to to your ability to astonish me. I was beginning to suspect that there was a glimmer of intelligence somewhere in your brains as by laws of life most people are born with a degree (albeit miniscule) of normal brain activity. Alas yet again you disappoint me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
The only thing I expect you to do is to continually make yourself look like a total fuckin' mongoloid with your every post. You have yet to disappoint me.
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Equal status? Try checkin' the special education department of the high school you go to. You'll find plenty of kids that are on the same level as you.
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Train and Thunder? Oh, is that what you meant by 'equal status'? I guess that means you've already been to the special ed. dept., I was beginning to wonder where those two retards came from. And as far as complete annihilation goes....HA! HA HA! AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I said it before and I'll say it again, if anyone wants to see what what a complete pussy thundercat is, let me know. I'd be more than happy to send anyone a private message containing a certain im script. I'm pretty sure that I'm not the only one that finds it to be funny as shit. Especially the part where he gets his panties in a bunch and leaves the room like a punk bitch. The only thing you three seem capable of annihilating is each others assholes. Hell, I even started a thread with your three names on it and out of 20 some odd responses by you three, guess how many were directed towards me. ONE. That's right, after a full week and a half, Trainspotter came at me with some half assed excuse for an insult. You know how many insults you three directed at other people in the exact same thread? Twenty-two!! Your insults are laughable, and your two butt-buddies, train and thunder, seem to be the only two people that post here that find any sort of humor in your played out, boring posts. Yes, I may be a braindead moron, but that's only because every time I read something written by you three, my IQ drops about forty points. If I read three more posts by you guys, I might just acheive that equal status you were going on about...

 

Fred whats brought all this on??? It sounds like you've been necking the turpentine again & your mummy gave you a blow job but wouldnt take her false teeth out.You know how heavily you've been hammered In the past & Its obvious that you are still seething 2 come up with this load of nonsense.For heavens sake why hav'nt you told your homesexual comrade,the Minister that we are not the same person?? Do you not realise the mental torture and great embarrasment that you are bringing upon him??Is It because secretly that you are leading him 2 a slow & painful death & want him 2 be the asswipe retard of Fugly like your self??The Mad deranged Imbecile has even got It in 2 his jelly head that someone Is using 3 seperate phone lines 2 target him.This Issue is 2 far gone with Him now & he must stick 2 his guns cus If he was 2 turn around at this point & accept the obvious It would be the death of him as he wouldnt be able 2 live a big mistake like that down.I am a little worried over his mental state & as youre his bummer,do the decent thing old boy & just check he hasnt done any thing silly over the weekend.Now lets sort this IQ business out,who the hell has told you that you could lose 40 or more these?Its quite plain for all to see that you would only possess around 5-10 of these units exactly the same as the Minister,If you find this hard 2 understand or do not beleive me all you have 2 do Is look back at your previous tedious posts along with the Ministers....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Trainspotter1:
Fred whats brought all this on???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Boredom...ya know, that feelin' people get when they read your posts.
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Even with her teeth in, she still gives better head than your sister.
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Sorry, hoss, but I don't remember. Maybe you could refresh my memory by providing some links. If hammered means bored to death over there in England, then yes, I was heavily 'hammered'.
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No, shithead, it's cause I don't give a fuck who you are. All I know is that all three of ya are useless motherfuckers. I don't care if you're one useless motherfucker posting as three or you're three useless motherfuckers that post the exact same kind of repetitive bullshit.
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Yeah, you seem to care more about whether or not people think you three are the same then anyone else does, including Minister. Big mistake? Gee, I'm sure his whole life would just crumble. Does anybody really give a fuck who you are? I doubt it.
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Even with 5-10 'units', I'm still three times as smart as you could ever hope to be, ya retard.

 

uhm, pardon me. but there is no 666 on the form. how would one translate that? and try not to write a novella please.

 

You know I posted this form as a joke, but the funniest thing on this thread is Train's complete inability to recognize the fact that Fred has smashed his face in again and again. Jung noted a similar tendency in young boys to construct "hero fantasies" in which children believe that they are invincible and above other people in some way, usually as an emotional defense mechanism to cover some sort of extreme shortcoming that they perceive in themselves. Sound familiar Train? Or did they not teach you about psychology on the short bus?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
You know I posted this form as a joke, but the funniest thing on this thread is Train's complete inability to recognize the fact that Fred has smashed his face in again and again. Jung noted a similar tendency in young boys to construct "hero fantasies" in which children believe that they are invincible and above other people in some way, usually as an emotional defense mechanism to cover some sort of extreme shortcoming that they perceive in themselves. Sound familiar Train? Or did they not teach you about psychology on the short bus?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Minister(clit)the old cut & pasting off the search engines that you are resorting to In your hour of need Isnt going to get you off the hook.Shit sticks to a blanket & you are that piece of shit.You just cannot see through your lame head that you are frying your own brain.Fred vaginal features Is on the wrong train & just cannot seem to get a grip of the situation Its down to all the bottles of white lightning that hes been shoplifting so do not think hes going to help you as he s as much use as a chocolate fire guard.You cannot reedeem your self from the prat that you have moulded yourself In to.Is it true that even a double dose of viagra cannot get you a hard on & you have to shove A biro down your japs eye to maintain an Erection so that you can fuck your spaniel???Clit up...

 

Are you ever going to respond to a post with something that makes sense? This is getting really boring.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
your two butt-buddies, train and thunder, seem to be the only two people that post here that find any sort of humor in your played out, boring posts.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

speak for yourself fred... I (and i know nursey agrees) found thundercats posts to wank in the "tribute to wanktard" thread fucking hilarious..

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp Monchichi:
speak for yourself fred... I (and i know nursey agrees) found thundercats posts to wank in the "tribute to wanktard" thread fucking hilarious..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well...a few of them,plus a couple of the ones to Ednobber.You see?This is the beginnings of the bastardisation of my memory!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
You see?This is the beginnings of the bastardisation of my memory! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you just called me a bastard i'll kick your fucking ass you bitch

(love you hunney xxx)

cunt

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
Are you ever going to respond to a post with something that makes sense? This is getting really boring.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You just proved Trains point fuckfeatures that you don't understand the written language and that you are as thick as shit. Every one else has no problem understanding. HHHMMMMM, except maybe your boyfriend Freddy Kruger. Does he scratch your arse with those lovely long blades for nails he has?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Trainspotter1:
Minister(clit)the old cut & pasting off the search engines that you are resorting to In your hour of need Isnt going to get you off the hook<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Canine was the first person i have ever seen to use that criticism before,he said it about Thundercunt a few times...now it appears to have been adopted as some sort of general,all-purpose insult by one of the patriotic,'point win' posse that have recently joined Fugly.

 

did you just call me a fucking patriot you cunt