does anyone know swedish language? someone from Sweden posted on my guestbook. i dont know what he posted, though...he might be telling me off, but, i dunno... Guest Book and then he sent me an email, too. i need that translated too. i used the online swedish english dictionary, but i couldnt find all the words. can anyone help me? kthanx
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Litho Kit: does anyone know swedish language? someone from Sweden posted on my guestbook. i dont know what he posted, though...he might be telling me off, but, i dunno...and then he sent me an email, too. i need that translated too. i used the online swedish english dictionary, but i couldnt find all the words. can anyone help me? kthanx<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> "Perheps I cun help yuoo veet yuoor svedeesh tu ingleesh trunsleshun...furst yuoo teke-a zee Svedeesh text yuoo vunt in Ingleesh. Zeen yuoo geefe-a thet text tu me-a und I'll trunslete-a it fur yuoo. By zee vey, Fred Feges is sooch a greet gooy. He-a's deed sexy, tuu. Foogly is my fefureete-a vebseete-a. Bork, bork, bork..." Sorry, I tried to get him to help, but I can't understand a word that's comin' outta that guy's mouth...and now he won't shut up! I'm about to kick that fucker in the swedish meatballs...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Litho Kit: ROFL...i like the muppets! thanx, i will keep looking<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hellu ell et Foogly dut cum. I joost vunted tu sey thet Fred Feges is a leeer. I nefer seeed thet I vuoold help unybudy veet unytheeng. Hell, I dun't ifee knoo svedeesh. Su, Freddy puu, vhy dun't yuoo gu iet sume-a ketchoop und gu soock a muoosecuck, yuoo foockeeng freek. Leethu Keet, yuoo sey yuoo leeke-a mooppets? I em a mooppet. Du yuoo leeke-a me-a? Meybe-a I cuoold cuuk yuoo a soosege-a sume-a teeme-a. Bork Bork Bork!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: Sorry, I tried to get him to help, but I can't understand a word that's comin' outta that guy's mouth...and now he won't shut up! I'm about to kick that fucker in the swedish meatballs...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yuoo LIE!!! Yuoo nefer treeed tu get me-a tu help. Yuoo're-a mekeeng thet sheet up. Und yuoo dun't knoo sheet ebuoot mooppets, doombess! Iff yuoo treeed tu keeck me-a in zee "meetbells" ell yuoo vuoold du is hoort sume-a doode-a's fureerm. Dun't yuoo knoo thet I'fe-a gut sumeune-a's hund up vhere-a zee soon dun't sheene-a???
Ooh yeeh! By zee vey, Freddy, I'fe-a gut sume-a "meetbells" fur yuoo. Beeg, heury oones fur yuoo tu poot in yuoor muooth!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ZeeSvedeeshCheff: Ooh yeeh! By zee vey, Freddy, I'fe-a gut sume-a "meetbells" fur yuoo. Beeg, heury oones fur yuoo tu poot in yuoor muooth!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Jesusfuckinchrist!! First some fag wants me to suck his "moosecock" and now some gay puppet wants me to eat his "meatballs"!! WTF!!! No, chef, I don't wanna eat your fuckin' meatballs. I would, however, like to shove them directly up your ass, but unfortunately there's no room, as it is currently occupied by someone's hand. Perhaps you'd like to ask your girlfriend "moosecock" to remove his hand so that there is enough room in there to accomodate your meatballs...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ZeeSvedeeshCheff: Leethu Keet, yuoo sey yuoo leeke-a mooppets? I em a mooppet. Du yuoo leeke-a me-a? Meybe-a I cuoold cuuk yuoo a soosege-a sume-a teeme-a. Bork Bork Bork!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hmmm, sausage? how about some spaghetti? with your own meatsauce.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Litho Kit: hmmm, sausage? how about some spaghetti? with your own meatsauce. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yuoo sey nu soosege-a? Joost speghettee veet my oovn speceeel meetsooce-a, hooh? Ookey dukey! I'll meke-a yuoo sume-a reeght knoo.... .... .... Here-a yuoo gu! Speghettee veet mansooc...irrr...I meun meetsooce-a. My oovn speceeel receepe-a. Injuy!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Litho Kit: thanx... whats the recipe for your sauce?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> it is a secret receepe-a hunded doon frum genereshun tu genereshun. Meybe-a iff yuoo ere-a neece-a, I veell tell yuoo sumedey. I veell sey thees mooch...I poot a leettle-a beet ooff myselff in iferytheeng I meke-a. Bork Bork Bork!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: Jesusfuckinchrist!! First some fag wants me to suck his "moosecock" and now some gay puppet wants me to eat his "meatballs"!! WTF!!! No, chef, I don't wanna eat your fuckin' meatballs. I would, however, like to shove them directly up your ass, but unfortunately there's no room, as it is currently occupied by someone's hand. Perhaps you'd like to ask your girlfriend "moosecock" to remove his hand so that there is enough room in there to accomodate your meatballs...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ooh, I ves joost keedding ebuoot yuoo ieteeng my "meetbells". Und muusecuck is nu lunger my gurlffreeend. It toorns oooot thet he-a's nut a muuse-a et ell. He-a's joost a beeg foockeeng cheeckee in deesgooise-a. Vhu knoo? Here-a is a seede-a by seede-a cumpereesun ooff zee muuse-a I thuooght he-a ves und zee cheeckee he-a toorned oooot tu be-a.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: this thread frightens IMC...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> wow! it was the chef, wasnt it? we need to keep him...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: this thread frightens IMC...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *gets hell out quickly!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: this thread frightens IMC...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ha! When I was a kid I had these recurring nightmares about the Muppets (and some of the sesame street characters) hacking me to pieces.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: this thread frightens IMC...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *laughing like a muthafuckin' maniac*BWA-HA-ha... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana: wow! it was the chef, wasnt it? we need to keep him...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> awwwww... ya gotta love the Chef, huh?(I like me, too.) <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: *gets hell out quickly!*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Was it my breath? My B.O.? Gets the hell out quickly, huh?(I hate me, too.) <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originaly posted by Stress Free STD: Ha! When I was a kid I had these recurring nightmares about the Muppets (and some of the sesame street characters) hacking me to pieces.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The muppets are kinda freakish, aren't they? I used to have a very similar dream/nightmare. Jim Henson was one twisted guy. Thunk yuoo fur fur tekeeng zee teeme-a tu pust in regerds tu me-a, zee Cheff. Vhezeer I "scere-a" yuoo, oor yuoo theenk yuoo shuoold keep me-a, oor qooeeckly leefe-a, oor yuoo hefe-a/hed neeghtmeres ebuoot my keend, I joost vunted tu teke-a zee teeme-a oooot tu sey "wassup". Bork Bork Bork! Hey! Hoo deed thet get in zeere-a? (sorry, i'm pretty drunk.)(among other things... )
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stress free STD: Ha! When I was a kid I had these recurring nightmares about the Muppets (and some of the sesame street characters) hacking me to pieces.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ROFL! i liked Miss Piggy
