God Damned Ticks

Discussion in 'Complaints, Requests and Suggestions.' started by kitana, Oct 6, 2001.

  1. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    oh this really sucked...
    i was cleaning house this morning and i felt a bit itchy on my bikini line, and i was all like shit, fleas. well, i went to use the bathroom, so i checked it out. there was this little red tick stuck on my bikini line. i pulled him off, and then i got all itchy.
    you sleep with dogs, you get ticks.
    well, i gave my new dog, Mojo Jojo, a bath.
    (i picked him up from the dog pound, he has one blue eye and one brown eye, and is mostly white with a dark patch over his brown eye)
    then, for me, i did what i had to do - i removed all my pubes. feels nice n smooth, except for the little bump the tick left. at least it doesnt itch anymore.
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    jesus shut up already
     
  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    fuck you, IMC, i wasnt talking to you
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    but I was talking to you
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    and I think I speak for everyone when I say that we dont want to hear about your crotch crickets
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    LOL, this section is for bitching, i guess you can bitch all you want.
    kiss my ass, anal cocksucker.
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Suck and suck. Suckin up all you can suckin up all you can suck.
    Workin up under my patience like a little tick.
    Fat little parasite. Suck me dry.
    My blood is bruised and borrowed. You thieving bastards.
    You have turned my blood cold and bitter,
    beat my compassion black and blue.

    Hope this is what you wanted.
    Hope this is what you had in mind.
    Cuz this is what you're getting.
    I hope you're choking. I hope you choke on this.
    I hope you're choking. I hope you choke on this.

    Taken all I can taken all I can, we can take. Taken all you can taken you can, we can take.
    Got nothing left to give to you.
    Blood suckin parasitic little blood suckin parasitic little
    blood suckin parasitic little tick
    Take what you want and then go.

    Suck me dry.

    Is this what you wanted?
    Is this what you had in mind?
    Is this what you wanted?
    Cuz this this is what you're getting.
    I hope, I hope, I hope you choke.
     
  8. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    so touching, thanx, IMC...now kiss my ass, kiss it!
     
  9. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    hiya kit, nice butt!! i missed ya y'know, when am are you gonna send me those freeze dried monkey balls you said you would.. come along now kit, i placed the order, you just don't seem to realise the magnitude of the restaurant i am running, customers NEED balls, its what they deserve, especially when they keep thinking its italian meatballs....
     
  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Just wait until the pubes start to grow back... you'll be cursing life itself.
     
  11. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Thanx, disorder...
    i am having a bit of trouble finding monkies. the only place nearby that has em is this zoo. i have made my plans, i just have to wait a bit more b/c it seems that they might be getting more monkies. i know that if i kidnap the 2 males, i would have to slap em or knock em out or something, unless i get some ether, but thats another story.

    Lomo: i have removed all pubes several times b4, and b/c of weird nerve probs, i dont have any probs.
     

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