Praise tha lawd! Strained some muscles I forgot I even had, and left the scene with not only hickeys, but actual bite marks on my neck(those are fun to explain at work, let me tell you...) Pity she's engaged...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video-Sexual Bliss: Praise tha lawd!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I've just got of the phone with my mate John Paul in the Vatican. And he said 'yes' they will definatly be treating this 'rare and wonderous event' as a 'miracle of the lawd'.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: Praise tha lawd! Strained some muscles I forgot I even had, and left the scene with not only hickeys, but actual bite marks on my neck(those are fun to explain at work, let me tell you...) Pity she's engaged... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn. You are such a dork.
Jesus you dullard cunt. You have the temerity to call him a 'dork' However I raised the point, albeit out of your reach it appears, that he's probably had 'more shags than you this year I bet' type of dork. With me?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: Good going, Lomo. You have to love a nice start to the New Year. Mine started good too....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Can we please keep the bragging down to a minimum at the back there? Hardly hear meself think for shag happy yanks 'round here....
nope. he didnt have to pay. he fuckin won her over with his wit and charm. fucker even wore clown pants just to make her laugh and not only did she giggle, but she spread her legs for him. that's why he gets to brag about it. jealous cock knockers!
You worded it like a retard. I'm not concerned about updating Fugly on my sexual escapades. The more you talk about getting it, the less likely you are. He probably paid for it. You're an even bigger dork for defending him.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Weezie: You worded it like a retard. I'm not concerned about updating Fugly on my sexual escapades. The more you talk about getting it, the less likely you are. He probably paid for it. You're an even bigger dork for defending him.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I paid your mom $2 for a blowjob... does that make me a dork?
Yes. My mom's like 65. You desperate fuck. If you guys spent less time picking your asses and playing Majic maybe you could get laid regularly.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Weezie: Yes. My mom's like 65. You desperate fuck. If you guys spent less time picking your asses and playing Majic maybe you could get laid regularly.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Who says I don't get laid reguarly? Majic? what the fuck is that?
Weezie everyone on this forum knows IMC doesn't mind being blown by a 65 year old, infact most of the guys on here don't mind. If she takes her teeth out they can get a bit of gum action going. And as IMC says what the fuck is Majic?
