What does one do when they get three full boxes of that old-school computer paper donated? Well, have a ball, of course... Hell, it's great when it's really windy...
You need a can a aerosol and a lighter now. That will make the old-paper experience perfect. (The funny thing is....they still use that same shit at my current job...)
Hey dude... If you want to take a drive, I know of a place where you can pick up a shitload of it... I'd actually thought of setting it all on fire, but it'll probably be funnier tomorrow when this one dude gets back from his 'vacation' and sees the back of the store like that...
You know what? If the size is 8.5x11, and the holed linig is on the narrower ends, and ths shipping on it is free, then call me, and I will send it to my store. Otherwise, when you do torch it, burn it under a big Wicker Man effigy, and think of all of use together singing "Sumer Is A 'Cumin In!" (even thought it is way off season for that....)
Come to think of it, the fire idea is starting to sound better... Unless you want to front the shipping costs...
