*jingleing bells*

HEY HEY HEY FUCK!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE ME HERE RINGIN THIS FUCKIN BELL SO YOUR SLOPPY ASS WILL DROP A FEW QUARTERS IN MY CAULDRON, iM COLLECTING FOR ARMLESS LEGSLESS KIDS OF AMERICA!!!!!! your fiddy cent can buy them a skateboard and blanket for them to scoot there crippled asses around on.... whaddya say? NO?!?!?! WELL FUCK OYU YOU INCONSIDERATE ASSWIPE!!!!

 

adidas

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/me throws a quarter in the bucket

 

If you were a homeless guy, I would break your jaw, then take a giant shit into your change-cup.

Since you're not, I'll buy you a 40 instead.

 

My birthday is christmas eve, I want something nice out of that fund.

 

that explains a lot

 

*throws codiene in the bucket*

 

I love the look on the guy's face when you spit in his donation bucket...

 

Or you walk up with a dollar bill and ask if he can give you quarters.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
I love the look on the guy's face when you spit in his donation bucket...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Quit trying to be a hard-ass. You would never do that.

I gave a dollar yesterday. It's all I had.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Quit trying to be a hard-ass. You would never do that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

In my younger years I might've... But I can't nowadays, seems everywhere I go I end up running into someone I know, or people recognize me... Hate that shit.

That sure would make a funny picture, though - have a friend holding a camera, just get the guy's face and the spitter - snap the pic while the glob of spit is in mid-air...

 

What about pissing in his bucket? Pretend to be drunk and stumble on over.

 

What's the old codger going to do anyway, throw his bell at you?

 

you should be carerull though cuz some of them are in wheelchairs and they might run you over

 

then you could just redirect your pee stream to his/her (wouldn't want to be sexist) face.