this is me

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by jimmy_jackoff, Sep 23, 2003.

  1. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    sorry.. it's gotta stay 'sink or swim'
     
  2. unlimited-time

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    Haven't you heard Pimp shit always floats so i guess MS will go far.
     
  3. NiCo

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    How many cases of some stupid fag on the internet pretended to be female is there grand total?
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    is that a rhetorical question?
     
  5. pimpchichi

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    wow.. i wish i could hate as much as you! imagine the money i'd save.. why buy drugs when i can go buy a curry!
     
  6. genghis khan

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    didn't that guy from the clash die a while ago?

    and a half nigger is still a worthless nigger
     
  7. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by genghis khan:
    didn't that guy from the clash die a while ago?...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    'Dis my pappy again and i'll slice yer a new piehole...
     
  8. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    ... why buy drugs when i can go buy a curry!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And those little free bags of salad you get are a bonus as well aren't they?

     
  9. jimmy_jackoff

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    nigger jokes are the best because there is some truth in most of them. Maybe I would be hurt by them if I had been raised with my father. But since he is where my niggi genes came from, he was/is a typical nigger. He probally has 50 bastard kids out there. My mom on the other hand is not typical nigger lover. I have a thought in my mind that she was raped. But yeah I love nigger jokes.

    one day, a black man and his son were riding in an airplane when the pilot announced that the plane was going to crash unless they got rid of some excess weight. after dumping the cargo, the pilot announced that some passengers would have to sacrifice their lives in order to save the others. the pilot decided that the only fair way to do this was alphabetically. so he starts, "african-americans"......"blacks"... the little boy turns to his father and asks, "daddy, don't we belong in those categories?" the father turns to his son and replies, "no son, today, we're niggers"

    Thats a classic, it is posted MANY times on the joke forum.

    I can't help it my mom was raped, or if she liked big nigger dick. I think all people should be treated the same. I should be Pro affirmative action, being that I could profit from it, being a nigglet and all. However I am Anti-affirmative action. Why should someone have special treatment due to a darker hue.
    http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/2120842

    My 2 best friends did that one year, but it was near 9-11-2001 so not mush was said on the news.
    Oh yeah something else you that hate can make fun of. I am not only 50% nigger, I am a dyke as well.
     
  10. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jimmy_jackoff:
    Oh yeah something else you that hate can make fun of.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    eh?

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    you must be popular with dutch guys
     
  11. Schmed

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    love Johnny Rotten, Sex Pistols, KMFDM, Minor Threat, Fugazi, The Clash, Midnight Oil, Agnostic Front, Sick of it All, Necro, ICP (jimmys quote )

    ICP is that the fucking clown band??? nothing like touching the tip of the ice berg is there JJ?
     
  12. unlimited-time

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    Man walks into the doctors with a lettuce leaf sticking out his bum, he bends over and shows the doctor.

    The doctor shakes his head and says "i'm sorry sir but that's just the tip of the iceberg.

    [ 09-26-2003: Message edited by: unlimited time ]
     
  13. King Lucifer

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    Fuck it, I think a nigger taking nigger jokes is cool.
     
  14. Icenhour

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    ever notice how KMFDM likes to say "KMFDM" in all the songs?

    KMFDM..Doin it a again.... and ...shit I cant think of another one...but I know they do it alot.
    I had a crush on the guy from midnight oil when I was youngin. I like tall bald guys.
     
  15. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    ever notice how KMFDM likes to say "KMFDM" in all the songs?

    KMFDM..Doin it a again.... and ...shit I cant think of another one...but I know they do it alot.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    All this post does is reaffirm that you've only listened to one or two of their fucking songs...

    Y'kno, they did make more than one album... "Angst" was only their seventh record, mind you...
     
  16. King Lucifer

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    I love lesbians!! Well.....I like to jack off to them in pornos and as far as affirmative action, I've never hated black people, in fact I think they taste great. It's them fucking ghetto nigger animals I hate. The're nothing but primates who deserve slow painful deaths. I would love to slit a nigger baby's throat and watch it die.....have a nice day!
     
  17. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jimmy_jackoff:
    nigger jokes are the best because there is some truth in most of them. Maybe I would be hurt by them if I had been raised with my father. But since he is where my niggi genes came from, he was/is a typical nigger. He probally has 50 bastard kids out there. My mom on the other hand is not typical nigger lover. I have a thought in my mind that she was raped. But yeah I love nigger jokes.

    one day, a black man and his son were riding in an airplane when the pilot announced that the plane was going to crash unless they got rid of some excess weight. after dumping the cargo, the pilot announced that some passengers would have to sacrifice their lives in order to save the others. the pilot decided that the only fair way to do this was alphabetically. so he starts, "african-americans"......"blacks"... the little boy turns to his father and asks, "daddy, don't we belong in those categories?" the father turns to his son and replies, "no son, today, we're niggers"

    Thats a classic, it is posted MANY times on the joke forum.

    I can't help it my mom was raped, or if she liked big nigger dick. I think all people should be treated the same. I should be Pro affirmative action, being that I could profit from it, being a nigglet and all. However I am Anti-affirmative action. Why should someone have special treatment due to a darker hue.
    http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/2120842

    My 2 best friends did that one year, but it was near 9-11-2001 so not mush was said on the news.
    Oh yeah something else you that hate can make fun of. I am not only 50% nigger, I am a dyke as well.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That article was hilarious! Sounds like the kinda shit I'd pull. Shame I'd be paying the dollar for the cookies though...
    Course, it IS funny, that a Buck wouldn't have to pay a buck...

    As far as you as a person go, you seem to have a cool sense of humour...like everyone on here. Other than that, who gives a fuck.
     
  18. SoulRioter

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    I'm new here and i'm also what would be called a nigger. Nigger is just a name, just a play on the word Niger(Nigeria), i'm not offended by this. Because it's no different than being called black. I'll tell you all(y'all)some stuff about me that some already guessed. I like fried chicken, I don't know why. Either it just tastes REALLY good or white ppl don't know how to make it right. I'm not too fond of watermelon though. I'm 18 and my penis is approximately 6.5 inches(I know i'm not the first to measure their penis). I'm not offended by black jokes and find them funny. I used to work as a waiter in some old folks home and I once heard this joke from some old guy. "What do you do when you see a blAck man runnin'cross a field?............YAH SHOOT'EM!" It was during breakfast and it boomed across the cafeteria, I almost shit myself laughing.

    I don't support affirmative action because all that does is make ppl hate blacks more. Black history is important but giving it a month? I especially dislike Febuary because I always gotta do a report on somebody and i hate reports,essays,biographies etc. I'm not on welfare,though I distinctly remember buying bread with some strange money my mom gave me when i was younger. I prefer videogame BGMs over Rap. Those two are basically my only music interests but I heard one song from Linkin Park i especially liked, don't know the name though. Err uhhh I guess that's all.
     
  19. Icenhour

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    Welcome all yee knee grows.
     
  20. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SoulRiot:
    I like fried chicken, I don't know why.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's because fried chicken is fucking delicious... And you're right, watermelon sucks.

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    No, but possibly the first to post it on fugly... (awaits steady flow of responses with links)

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    Took the words right out of my fucking mouth...
     

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