"Woe Unto Me"

I KNEW you would say that.

You're so predictable.

 

As long as we're on the subject, so are you...

 

I'm far from it.

 

He's ummmm.....quite the catch there Pukey.

 

Uh.. yeah... I know. *sarcasm*

HEY GUYS... I wanted you to MAKE FUN of him.

 

Are you going to send him a link to this thread when it's all said and done?

 

I remember the last time I lusted after someone like that. Of course that was like a year and a half ago.

Unlike you, I never got to live out my fantasy though. I did get to see her nakey though. She had nice tits and a cute little coochie. Man... I'd have fucked that girl 'till my dick fell off. Alas, I never got to know the splendor of her vaginal caress.

Now I know what your all thinking. "Cheeze struck out?!?" Yep. I sure did. You can't win them all I suppose. Even perverted, sex crazed, studs like me lose a horse from their stable every now and then.

 

What the fuck people? You're all letting me down. This doesn't help my BPD.

 

I mean, you already posted his picture, what else needs to be said?