dwaine you fat shit, thank yer mom today that she didnt have an abortion and thank whoever the fuck is watching over your fat fucking heart and not letting it attack itself.... good luck on drinking your 1st beer you jew queer
Umm thank you all, and fuck you all.. P.S. Schmed, please tell your mom to come over and suck warm farts out of my asshole
Happy fucking birthday you...um...can't think of anything smart-ass to say, so just happy birthday. Aww wait a sec, dream of my sister smoking your pole cause it ain't gonna happen bitch!! There we go, musta had a brain fart.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters: Aww wait a sec, dream of my sister smoking your pole cause it ain't gonna happen bitch!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Would she smoke my pole? And btw... IMC is 29. I'll be the same in another couple months. It sucks being old.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters: I doubt it man. She has a pretty kick ass boyfriend...literally, he's a bouncer and like 220 pounds.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So, what you are implying is that if we act out the whole "meek-sensitive-caring-passive-wouldalmostbemistakenforgay-understanding-feelingherpain" role, we may have a chance of usurping that guy for your sister... Cheeze, take GAS' advice. Play the whole sensitive-boy role, and BAM! Slobberknobbing galore. (I didn't misinterpret your words, did I GAS?)
