Gems of Wisdom

Gems of wisdom for today.

1) Watch where you put your feet. There may be niggers with blades.

2) Dont have sex with an Electric Fence.

3) When meeting people, best to err on the side of insanity.

4) Do not let your 'friend' hit you in the balls with the big end of a pool que while taking a shot.

5) Be on the look out for big cats.

Thanks for listening.

 

Lessons learned from watching America's Funniest Home Videos?

 

...lessons learned from shitty Bob Saget jokes.

 

ATTENTION LOST FOCUS: YOU ARE A RETARD!!! SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
ATTENTION LOST FOCUS: YOU ARE A RETARD!!! SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
...lessons learned from shitty Bob Saget jokes.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I fucking hate Bob Saget. He is about as bad as Bill Cosby.

Why do all of the really shitty entertainers have to come from MY city?

 

whose bob saget?

thats some original wisdom u ungrateful cunt!

 

You have the entire Internet at your disposal. Look it up.