Execution!

If u had to die via execution, what method would u choose, who would be yr executioner, and why??

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i would have to go with dismemberment by cowsand immeadiatly after my limbs were seperates from my body the wounds would be burned closed. afterwards i would be thrown in a pit with swine that would most assuradly devour me as they will have been starved for 11 days

 

I would go with sandblasting. You start at the toes and slowly work your way up, throw salt on the exposed wounds every few minutes. Since it's my supervisor at works idea, I would let him do it.

 

I'd wanna die at the hands of Arnold S-... not gunna even try and touch that.. I want to see if he could crush my skull.

 

You make me smiel

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScythopicPsycho:
I'd wanna die at the hands of Arnold S-... not gunna even try and touch that.. I want to see if he could crush my skull.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why don't you just let all of us have a go at it first? I am sure we could do it, not to mention we would be a LOT more eager about it.

 

"Hasta la vista....Fucktard!!!"

 

I think Hugh Heffner could throw small pieces of barbequed bunnys at me until I bruised to death. That would take a long time and what a waste.

 

I'd have to choose being fucked to death by Ray Liotta.

 

jumping from the empire state building and on the way down getting my eyelid stuck on a nail.

 

I'd say instant inceration by a bomb or dynamite or something similar. No pain and quick. And I don't give a shit who does it.

 

They (who are they exactly?) do say that drowning is supposed to be a fairly calm way to pop yer clogs...

And as someone who has suffered mild hypothermia once, let me tell you that isn't a bad way to go either.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
drowning is supposed to be a fairly calm way to pop yer clogs...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Somehow, I can't really see oxygen deprivation as a 'calm' way to go... Maybe it's just me.

[ 09-07-2003: Message edited by: Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss ]

 

Apparently the brain shuts down very quickly and you're muscles oxygenate themselves causing you to relax...I think, or something like that...

Then again what do I know?

 

Try it and report back.

 

Hmm, why d'ya care if death is painful or not?

 

because pain hurts

 

Double posted, silly me. har har

[ 09-07-2003: Message edited by: ScythopicPsycho ]

 

But when you die, does pain you once had really matter anymore? I would think going out without pain would be quite boring.

 

depends on whether you're dying to escape boredom or dying to escape pain...