fduckerd

i hate alkl you sdhitd ansd yiu ate all lottle shitrd

 

see if I get you a hooker for your birthday now...

 

btw if you ever want to get fucked up but are tired of beer get a bottle or three of wine. its a very refined experience

 

or put 7-10 paracetomol in your beer and drink it through a straw

 

sorry i was superbly drunk last night. if i called you threating to shit on your windows i probably wont. if i did shit on your windows then i hate you and you are a stupid dummy.

and can i have 2 hookers instead of one for my birthday imc .?

 

it'd have to be a wide straw or do you allow for the paracetomol to dissolve?

Only asking.

 

take some ketamine

alienates u from physical sensation

Brilliant or what!!