Ever wanted to be a serial killer?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Smokey McPot, Aug 26, 2003.

  1. Smokey McPot

    Smokey McPot Member

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    What would your motive be? (i.e. you were rapped by your priest daddy so you go on a priest hunt killing only preists)

    What would be your trademark? (i.e. since you were rapped by your priest daddy, you feel the need to chop off all your victims cocks)

    How would you kill them?

    and any more info you wanna give me, feel free too....
     
  2. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    I think about killing crackheads on the street... and my trademark would be sticking the pipe in the left eye.

    and I would not rape them
     
  3. ScythopicPsycho

    ScythopicPsycho New Member

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    I would kill all Emo kids. I'd beat them to death with their studded belts. Motha fuckas.
     
  4. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    hey I have been wondering this for a long time... I am old and not "with it" But what the fuck is Emo? like describe them to me...
     
  5. Lomotil

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    Is this what it means to be "rapped?"



    I'd kill the motherfucker, too...
     
  6. ScythopicPsycho

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    Emo kids... hmmm... They are people that you have to think twice as to whether they are straight or not. Take the Goth mentality, but take away the death and demons. Add in pop-punk with fruitcakes whining like bitches, tight shirts and pants(usually baseball or music tee's), sobbing in their rooms and writing stupid poetry that was influenced by their most recent breakup, big puffy afros or chin-long hair, nerd glasses, studded belts, neon pink, and... Pea coats...
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Think Weezer

     
  8. cardBOARD box homie

    cardBOARD box homie New Member

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    hey i have a fro...kind of

    and i wear tight shirts

    however i am nothing like an emo kid

    im a butt rock kid

    id give anything to have whitesnake hair
     
  9. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lunchb0x:
    id give anything to have whitesnake hair<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


     
  10. pimpchichi

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    hmm.. i prefer a nice full-english to cereal
     
  11. ScythopicPsycho

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    Weezer was once cool, back in the ninties when Buddy Holly came out. Then they got sucky fast.... And I wear tight shirts too, I like showing off what I think are muscles, but hey.
     
  12. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Some pointers about emo fashions (above simple, universal hardcore attire)

    the Emo Romulan look - short, thick, greasy, dyed-black hair with bangs cut straight across the forehead, and cut high over the ears. Someone from Time In Malta recently described to me the San Diego Crimson Curse scene as "Spock Rock."
    actually, any greasy dyed black hair. Bangs in front and spikes in back is very emo too.
    horn-rim glasses, or at least thick black frames.
    bald head, furry face (boys only). Goes especially well with horn-rims.
    heavy slacks, often too tight and short.
    thin, too-small polyester button-ups in dark colors, or threadbare children's size t-shirts with random slogans. Button the collar if you got one.
    clunky black shoes
    scarves
    gas station jackets. This has diffused a lot over the years though, it's no longer exclusive to emo kids. Nowadays, you may want to select a nice corduroy denim jacket.
    also classic outerwear but quickly diffusing to normality: the famous Blue Peacoat
    barrettes on boys
    make-up (male or female)
    too-small cardigans and v-neck sweaters
    argyle
    anorexic thinness. Veganism helps here. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    i worked at Hess gas station when I was 18 for about 3 days. just long enough to get food poisoning from the roller dogs and to pilfer one of those funky green jackets. whenever i went bar hopping wearing the jacket people tried to buy it from me. i got a Mobile gas blouse too. i made a 19 year old girl give it to me for a line; then i made her sit there in her bra until her bf showed up and gave her his shirt. ah, memories. havent worn either one in years...

    oh yeah, on topic: i am a serial killer. i neednt have a motive, and i'll be damned if i am going to tell you my trademark.
     
  13. Nauseous

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    I would like to kill myself repeated...

    People, me would be enough...

    death, we're getting closer to it everyday
     
  14. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    death, we're getting closer to it everyday<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...said the bitch that just had a birthday...
     
  15. Lost Focus

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    It's a tough one.

    Motive would be, hmmm, Generally being pissed off i think.

    Method, beating to death with a baseball bat,

    Trademark...pouring black ink into the eyes....dont ask y
     
  16. Smokey McPot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lost Focus:


    Trademark...pouring black ink into the eyes....dont ask y
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Why?
     
  17. pimpchichi

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    perhaps he has a sexual squid fantasy
     
  18. Lost Focus

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    I have deep rooted neurosis leading me to think such things.

    and i wanna fuck a squid in the ass, lol.

    i saw weezer once, they supported guns n roses in brixton academy. They look a little weird but i kinda like thier hash pipe song
     

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