Festivus preparations have begun

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by bottles, Jul 26, 2003.

  1. bottles

    bottles New Member

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    A lonely beer can forms the foundation of the aluminum pole under which I will bash Schmed's head repeatedly against the floor during the Festivus Feats of Strength 2003.

     
  2. Schmed

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    shit mr bottles, Im so gonna bust yer face open with that fucking pole...
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I just can't wait to air my greviances aganst all of you
     
  4. Schmed

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    hahaha, well festivus is being celebrated this year in madison wisconsin, all are welcome...
    "as I rained blows down upon him I thought to myself there must be a better way!!"
     
  5. bottles

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    Cans 2 and 3 added...must wait for glue to set before continuing.


    Schmed won't admit it but he cries like a baby every year for the 2 days before Festivus..">">
     
  6. bottles

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  7. bottles

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    Glue BAD duct tape GOOD

    Ther same holds true for any basement-dwelling sex slaves you may be keeping..

     
  8. Schmed

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    this has nothing to do with this thread but ididnt want to start a new for this cat, i get home and this is where he decides to be, fucking retard cat
     
  9. Lomotil

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    Nice floor...

    Oh, and I expect a postcard from the House on the Rock, too...
     
  10. Schmed

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    ahha i used to live in spring green wisconsin...thats about 2 blocks from the house..frank loyyd fucking cult towm is what it is....
     
  11. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Schmed:
    this has nothing to do with this thread but ididnt want to start a new for this cat, i get home and this is where he decides to be, fucking retard cat
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What really puzzles me is how he managed to open the drawer...
     
  12. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Schmed:
    ahha i used to live in spring green wisconsin...thats about 2 blocks from the house..frank loyyd fucking cult towm is what it is....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I ain't gonna lie - I love that fucking place. It'd be a great place to trip out for a few days with nobody else around... Goddamn... Especially that 'Infinity Room'...
     
  13. Schmed

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    its hard to tell damn it but thats a house on the rock token...man the infintity room rules , you gotta get 3 or 4 people out on that thing and start jumping..that thing feels like its gonna break. so how the hell do you know about taht place???
     
  14. Lomotil

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    Damn, I think I still have a token or two from that place, too... I hope so, at least...

    As for knowing about the pad - I get around sometimes... I liked the Dr. Pepper-colored Dells, too...

    Been a few years since I've been up that way, though...
     
  15. bottles

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    Time for a bar with aircon.

     
  16. bottles

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    Do Steel Reserve cans interlock with standard 12ozers? Why yes they do.



    If anyone has any clever ideas to make this thing stand up under its own weight let me know. Right now it's slouching against the wall like a Hollywood teamster.
     
  17. Lomotil

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    Drill out the tops and bottoms and fill it with cement...
     
  18. Lomotil

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    Don't forget to anchor it to a stable base, though...
     
  19. bottles

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    I've been wanting to use some cement lately.

    HOTR I've been itching to go there again, gimme your address and I'll send you a postcard Lomo.
     
  20. Schmed

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    Lomo dont go givng him these cement ideas, i have to wrestle him this december 23rd with that fucking pole invovled for the Festivus Feats of Strength 2003 (let the wrestling/pole jokes commence)
     

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