How much $$$ to kill a man?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Baby Jesus, Jul 2, 2003.

  1. Baby Jesus

    Baby Jesus New Member

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    how much would someone need to pay you to kill someone? I'm thining $500 ought to be enough for me... if I were in that biz.
     
  2. Cigarettes

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    I wish I had the money to have some one killed.
     
  3. Schmed

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    money is a bad idea, i have devised a simple yet effective plan, its called the Murder Exchange Program.. see you kill mine i kill yours that way there is no motive we can have alibis planned and there is no argueing over a price , I mean how much is a life wroth, another life, thats how much..so please, anyone who needs a body murdered, lets do this in an orderly controlled fashion, the Murder Exchange Program...
     
  4. Baby Jesus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Schmed:
    money is a bad idea, i have devised a simple yet effective plan, its called the Murder Exchange Program.. see you kill mine i kill yours that way there is no motive we can have alibis planned and there is no argueing over a price , I mean how much is a life wroth, another life, thats how much..so please, anyone who needs a body murdered, lets do this in an orderly controlled fashion, the Murder Exchange Program...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey, I like this idea a lot! I have one guy I want taken out. He has a restraining order against me so if I come close to him, I'll be incarsarated. I'd also be a first suspect if he got violently killed. I have little money so they wouldn't suspect me of hiring anyone to take out that stupid fuck.

    But, with your little idea, this asshole would be gone and I would be able to have a really tight alibi.

    Sweet! Do you have anyone in mind for your end of the bargin? I think we can do this this summer.
     
  5. Schmed

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    in fact you could get yourself arrested for something stupid the day he gets killed... like get thrown in a drunk tank

    thats the perfect alibi
     
  6. Icenhour

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Schmed:
    in fact you could get yourself arrested for something stupid the day he gets killed... like get thrown in a drunk tank

    thats the perfect alibi
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    do you live near Herndon VA?
     
  7. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Schmed:
    money is a bad idea, i have devised a simple yet effective plan, its called the Murder Exchange Program.. see you kill mine i kill yours that way there is no motive we can have alibis planned and there is no argueing over a price , I mean how much is a life wroth, another life, thats how much..so please, anyone who needs a body murdered, lets do this in an orderly controlled fashion, the Murder Exchange Program...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *Goes to the DVD shelf and pops in "Throw Momma from the Train"...
     
  8. Schmed

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    you own that movie?? no serioulsy this idea started as a beat up exchange program, but now that i think about it that is the premise of that movie... way to ruin my fun lomo
     
  9. pimpchichi

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    £8,500 or two for £15,000
     
  10. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    get M.E.P. ..it works
     
  11. Matthew

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
    *Goes to the DVD shelf and pops in "Throw Momma from the Train"... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    damn, beat me to it
     
  12. Schmed

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    that is 2 too many people that own throw momma from the train- IMDB is the only way i could confirm the truth. throw momma from a train...hhaah gimme a break
     
  13. Lomotil

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