Mad Cow Dasiease Thread

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by djdev, May 22, 2003.

  1. djdev

    djdev New Member

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    since starting a thread about recet news seems to be very popular such as the "SARS thread" or the "Matrix 2 thread" I've decided to start this thread as an attempt at becomming popular.

    so what the didlo yo~ this mad cow desease is fucked up~ if you eat cow meat from a cow that has this desease you get a Human form of this desese, approxemtly 100 people have died from in it in england and here in canada there was a cow that had madcow desease which never made it in to the food chain. which means that the inspectors saw the damn cow was sick they slaughterd it and they used the cow's meat and body to make GLUE and other "NON-eatable" usefull products instead of putting it on market for sale as food. later when they did further tests on the cow, they found that it had mad cow desease.

    As a result the US banned all beef products comming from Canada.

    i've said enough. if you liked this story and have finnaly got cought up with news thanks to me. give me a 5 star rating.
    thank you~
     
  2. djdev

    djdev New Member

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    I know u people that read this are pritty damn fucked up
    so here is a caution:
    dont eat glue.
     
  3. Bubs

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    FUCK ME PINK WITH A TEN FOOT POLE, YOUR THE BIGGEST WASTE OF FUCKING SPACE ON THIS PLANET
     
  4. Rico Stlye

    Rico Stlye New Member

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    Devdev, word of warning: Mad Cow disease is SEXUALLY transferrable. SO ya might wanna keep your tiny tiny thing you call a penis outta the barnyard for awhile....
     
  5. djdev

    djdev New Member

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    hahahahahaha
    you educating me boy? u fucken reatard like i ama be insulted by ur commentz toward me.
     
  6. Rico Stlye

    Rico Stlye New Member

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    "hahahahahaha
    you educating me boy? u fucken reatard like i ama be insulted by ur commentz toward me."

    Mother of God, yes, you need much educating. And I believe you should change your signiture from "very bad speller" to "fucking retard right here" I mean seriously, it's almost hard making out what you're trying to say. Damn mother Kanucker.
     
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  9. Mr.Chud

    Mr.Chud New Member

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    in attempt to be popular sad theres no praised canadians you bafoon dont even say avril lavinge cause shes a dyke with crappy music see-in how ur a jew and canadian u probly like that pos music but ur free will to be an idiot
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr.Chud:
    in attempt to be popular sad theres no praised canadians you bafoon dont even say avril lavinge cause shes a dyke with crappy music see-in how ur a jew and canadian u probly like that pos music but ur free will to be an idiot<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Is that even fucking english? Have another fucking drink retard.
     
  11. mitch

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    People like devdev should not be allowed to reproduce. There should really be a law against it.
     
  12. zeek

    zeek New Member

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    Mitch, buddy, you think a guy like that could get laid WITHOUT roofies?
     
  13. djdev

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by zeek:
    Mitch, buddy, you think a guy like that could get laid WITHOUT roofies?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    With a job like yours, i'd worry about myself first.
     
  14. zeek

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    Heh, yeah, I'd hafta agree. But J.R. "Bob" Dobbs saw it right to send me a lil' hottie who I managed to trick into not only SLEEPING with me, good lord, but also marrying me.

    I just hope she doesn't find out that happiness and fun are second to how much cash you got on hand!

    Cause deep down, I'm really a very depressed guy..

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! Sucka!
     
  15. zeek

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    Though I do hafta admit...The kinda chick who's only into you for your cash is alot easier to talk into first date anal sex than a nice girl..
     
  16. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    dev dev, please!! for the love of god!!! use a spell check before you post!!!!!!
     
  17. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    dev dev, please!! for the love of god!!! use a spell check before you post!!!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Better yet, use a noose.
     

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