If you were told...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Clydie Scope, Feb 14, 2001.

  1. Clydie Scope

    Clydie Scope New Member

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    You had a terminal illness...that you are gonna die within 6 months to a year...what would you do??

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  2. GreenAppleSplatters

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    I would fuck anyone woman that I could. Nuff said......oh yeah, and say bye to all my relatives.

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  3. Fecal Leaker

    Fecal Leaker New Member

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    fuck my cat??

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  4. I_got_new_socks

    I_got_new_socks New Member

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    Fuck his cat

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  5. PinkorBrown69

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    TRAVEL...HAVE AS MUCH SEX(as long as your not dying from something like AIDs,have respect for the living)DRUGS,DRINK,MORE BUNGEE JUMPING,SKYDIVING,JUMP FROM THE FOUR
    PLATFORMS TO ACHEIVE B.A.S.E JUMPER STATUS.AND FINALLY AFTER SIX MTHS OF PURE HEADONISM,AND I THINK I'M ABOUT TO GO...I WOULD MAKE MY WAY TO THE CONGO(AFRICA)TO DIE IN PEACE AND TRANQUILITY.SUROUNDED BY NATURE TO BE TAKEN BY NATURE...


    Why do you ask Clydie?


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  6. Scrawine

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    I've always wanted to swim with Dolphins so I'd probably do that. And I'd go meet Brad Pitt because he'd have to meet me as I'm dying. Then I'd say goodbye to all my friends-take loads of pictures for them to remember me by. And I'd spent most of my time in bed with my ex boyfriend.
     
  7. Fecal Leaker

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    would u spend any time with me?? That whole vibrator thing in the other topic kinda gives me a BLUE VEINER

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  8. Silent But Deadly

    Silent But Deadly New Member

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    is what I have communicable?? if not than I would have to have a lot of sex with multiple partners and eat lots of bacon cheese burgers.....and yea at the same time why not im dying over here.....

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  9. PinkorBrown69

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    Yep,sorry to say it but I have also swam with a pod of wild dolphins(there were about ten)...Of the coast of Rockhampton,Western Australia.They had a baby dolphin with them...And if that wasn't enough two manta rays turned up as well...Crystal clear water,wetsuit,snorkle and even a motorised thingy that pulls you through the water so I could swim along beside them...UNREAL...

    And this was on christmas eve 96!!!

    And I don't think I've had an experience beat it...before or after...And I've had a few...

    I've also swam along side a Whale shark(Ningaloo reef,W.A)...Which I originaly went to OZ to do...

    Oh and also sailed,swam,dived the Coral Sea/Great barrier reef...And various other seas and oceans...But none have come close to the dolphins...

    It can be done Scrawine...Easier than you think...



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  10. pimpchichi

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    when you were in australia... did you meet a 6foot 16 year old dork.. goes by the name... thumpingthighs...
    hahaha... he was a regular in the chat... then decided to grace the forum.. hohoho
    he got a bit annoying.. so i decided to reveal to him the TRUE identity of the *girl* "tanya" he'd fallen in love with in fuglychat... he'd been to meet her from work and allsorts... hehehe... and "always seemed to just miss her"....

    i wish i was in the vicinity of australia when he read my post telling him he'd been played for an idiot...
    i'd have loved to have heard his heart audibly crack...

    fuckin retard... tryina tell me road bikes are better than mountain bikes...
     
  11. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scrawine:
    I've always wanted to swim with Dolphins so I'd probably do that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    you'll hate me for saying this... but I SWAM WITH DOLPHINS.. on my holidays last year.. in north wales no less....
    we were out on a speedboat and i had my wetsuit on.. (i love my wetsuit... that neoprene rubber against my nekkid flesh...ooooOOOH!!)
    and we were anchored up just messing about in the sea.. and these dolphins just came up and started swimming around us and playing about with us... it was fuckin awesome!!!

    and i ain't got a clue what i'd do if i had 6 months to live...
    i have other peoples impending demise to worry about without hypothesising...

    but it'd probably be something along the lines of pinkybroons answer...
     
  12. Scrawine

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    Leaker-sure I'd fuck you-you and every other man in fugly!!
    Pimp and Pinky-I really can't believe ye swam with dolphins, I've wanted to do this for years!! I guess someday I'll get to do it but I'll just have to wait. I've always been fascinated by them-beautiful creatures.
    I'll let ye all know when it happens for me
     
  13. I HATE NAGGERS

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    I would kill as many people as my time allowed...
     
  14. Scrawine

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I HATE NIGGERS:
    I would kill as many people as my time allowed...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now that's not very nice IHN
     
  15. Silent But Deadly

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    I love dolphins they taste just like tuna!

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  16. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    good point....
    with impending doom... you don't need to keep a hold of your temper and let niggling little annoyances by...
    i'd kill each and every fucker that pissed me off.... and arrange their dead bodies in artistic poses... the photograph them and publish the photos in a big book... that i'd have bound in the tanned skin of the dumb fucks i'd offed...
    then day before i die i'd send one copy to the press... and one copy to the pigs with my cv and a smiling picture of me.....

    and if i got caught in the act... what would they do... what could they do... FUCK ALL!!

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  17. PinkorBrown69

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    Ehh??!!
    Wot the fuck?! *DITTO*

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  18. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Ehh??!!
    Wot the fuck?! *DITTO*

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    eh?? what the fuck... i agreed with his *nice* suggestion for a last 6 month junta...

    and he enjoyed my *not-so-nice-but-probably-more-likely* suggestion for a way to spend 6 final months....

    SO if i visit pinkybrarn in brighton and he man-rapes me while i sleep (the only way dammit!!!) and passes on to me the AIDS virus..... and we both have six-months to live....
    cool... we can go on some killing spree together.... south-east england watch the fuck out (hypothetically)....
    more likely the killing than the extreme sports BASE kinda stuff.... that shit costs money!!
     
  19. Silent But Deadly

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    I remember that soap opera that was going on pimp...damn while in the chat I could almost hear the tears welling up....


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  20. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    eh?? what the fuck... i agreed with his *nice* suggestion for a last 6 month junta...

    and he enjoyed my *not-so-nice-but-probably-more-likely* suggestion for a way to spend 6 final months....

    SO if i visit pinkybrarn in brighton and he man-rapes me while i sleep (the only way dammit!!!) and passes on to me the AIDS virus..... and we both have six-months to live....
    cool... we can go on some killing spree together.... south-east england watch the fuck out (hypothetically)....
    more likely the killing than the extreme sports BASE kinda stuff.... that shit costs money!!
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    Good idea...As we jump we could grab some dickhead without a shute, and take him along for the ride!!!

    Donno bout the visit though..I'm getting worried... you seem to becoming obsessed with the idea of me trying to slip you one!

    Is there something your not telling us P.D?

    You sure you not a pillow biter?

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