Going 'Commando'...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Tojo Burbage, Jun 6, 2003.

  1. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Anybody else?

    I do and have done for the last several years, howeer I read an article in a paper recently that suggested you lose sensitivity due to excess 'wear and tear' as such.

    The other side of the coin is you have to ensure that there's no 'dripping' after a visit to the pissoirs, thus avoiding embarrasing 'incontinence' jibes.

    Any thoughts on this piss poor excuse of thread?
     
  2. 1337

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    too scared of a zipper incident.
     
  3. unlimited-time

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    Damn you Dubya now i have the image of sweaty bollox in my head.
     
  4. Tojo Burbage

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    Don't rely on 'mental' images I can send you a photo of my real-life actual sweaty bollocks if you wish...

    Viagra is fuckin' brilliant btw....
     
  5. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Highclass Whitetrash:
    too scared of a zipper incident.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Not yet, but very, very close...enough to break out into a mild 'what if'sweat
     
  6. CyrilDaSneer

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    I have been going commando for a couple years now with out incident, the boys hang free I don't think I could return to the confines of underwear, also you feel like a porn star if you get a pull, the pants slide down the main attraction is right there.

    And yes this is a piss poor excuse for thread.
     
  7. DADDY

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    I went commando for some years. Started in high school where after football practice it was just too damn hot to wear anything but jeans, a tank top and sandals.

    It lasted up to the point when the berries part of "twigs and berries" pulled an old man on me and started sagging a bit!

    Now if I go commando, I have to be damn sure that the pants are mondo loose. If not, when I go to sit down, the boys will try and switch from one pant leg to the other with great pain involved going over the center seam. A bit liked getting kicked!

    I can relate to the part about feeling like a porn star. Its great to have the pants pulled and ol' Chuck is right there for the taking!
     
  8. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
    Don't rely on 'mental' images I can send you a photo of my real-life actual sweaty bollocks if you wish...

    Viagra is fuckin' brilliant btw....
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm waiting.
     
  9. djdev

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    instead of wearing a diff pair of underware every day your gona have to wait a diff pair of pants
     
  10. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by devdev:
    instead of wearing a diff pair of underware every day your gona have to wait a diff pair of pants<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeeeeeees.... (what the fuck did he just say?)
     
  11. stymie

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    Apparently he is a camel humper dubya, you need a degree in stupid to understand half the shit he posts. Where the fuck ya been anyways? Thought you and tommy had eloped!
     
  12. Tojo Burbage

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    Just getting my little old life back onto the straight and narrow mate.

    I was spending far too much time in drug induced hazes, necking too much Red Stripe and generally larging it up.

    Haven't heard from Tommy for a while, but coincidentally, I have just built a new patio.
     
  13. djdev

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
    Apparently he is a camel humper dubya, you need a degree in stupid to understand half the shit he posts. Where the fuck ya been anyways? Thought you and tommy had eloped!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> if you use the same pants while in comando mode you will end up smelling something then yo'll know what i'm talking about.
    PS am a Camel JOCKY u SOB and I am going to make my camel release some sperm in to your MOMS pussy so dont be horrified if your next sibling comes out looking like an ugly dog you peice of white shit.
     
  14. stymie

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    Hey well done! A semi-literate post! You get a grown up to help you out with it? I still had to read it twice though.

    Post something else when you get in from school, I am sure you are the brightest sand nigger in your class.
     
  15. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    True, unless of course you decide to wash your crotch on a regular basis. Daily at the least.

    Unless of course you're Arab then you just leave it be.
     
  16. Baby Jesus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
    True, unless of course you decide to wash your crotch on a regular basis. Daily at the least.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Uhm, it won't help much since sweating occurs while you're wearing the pants and the sweat will be absorbed right away!

    Go commando only if you have 3-4 pairs of pants. Otherwise, you'll smell like a dirty Arab.

    I tried going commando and it didn't feel much different from wearing loose boxers. Command's fucking overrated... just buy good boxers.
     
  17. zeek

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    Now I know I'm not the only guy who occasionally suffers from insufficient wiping after a particularly wet blast of loose stool.....

    Moments like that make me happy that I wear underwear, so I can poke a finger up there and soak up that which I missed with my FTL's...

    Skidmarks are alot less impressive in boxers, though. Tighty whitey's where it's at. Hell, I thought I had a pebble in my shorts one day, but it turned out to be a kernel of corn...
     

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