Never ever, ever get involved....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Tojo Burbage, Apr 16, 2003.

  1. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    With people you do not trust totally.

    I have just spent 3 weeks under the closet possible scrutinisation of Her Majesty's finest Customs and Excise.

    My lesson, I believe, is thus:

    1. Always ensure your passport is legitimate and worthy of background and application investigation.

    2. Never, ever travel with more £2,000 (or equivalent of) to ANY foreign destination.

    3. 5g of MDMA cannot be attributed to peronal use or consumption.

    4. Nor can 1oz of Skunk.

    5. Don't drink Scrumpy Jack at airport bars.

    6. Don't call the people who put your baggage through X-Ray machines (thus destroying 2 hours of good quality memories) 'chimps'.

    7. Never ever, ever travel with a girlfriend who has no idea about your past.

    I'm back. How is everyone?
     
  2. Cyril

    Cyril New Member

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    Also never try to import illegal narcotics across international borders unless you have dimplomatic immunity. well i guess it's back to the operation theatre to commence the neurosurgery huh mate?
     
  3. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Don't call me 'mate' you don't know me and nor will you ever.

    Have you ever decided to be different?
     
  4. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Besides, did I say I got caught?

    No. Don't believe I did.
     
  5. Cyril

    Cyril New Member

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    then why the three week stay at customs?
     
  6. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cyril:
    then why the three week stay at customs?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    Read again... that says 'SCRUTINISATION' as opposed to 'INCARCERATION'.

    Besides, innocent until proven guilty in the UK, unless you're American of course, then you are obviously immune to having your civil liberties violated irregardless.

    Cheers.
     
  7. Cyril

    Cyril New Member

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    Well then good luck with your upcomming trial.
     
  8. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cyril:
    Well then good luck with your upcomming trial.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Close one, but luck wasn't required just a huge amount of self-belief...

    Right then, what have I missed?
     
  9. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Fuck all, nothings been happening.
    Oh a few people ahve been mean to cheese and he's gonna pop round and kill them at a later date with the help of IMC but apart from that nothing.
    Good to have you back though
     

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