web site help

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Icenhour, Apr 14, 2003.

  1. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    I need help with a web site, it can even be a cheezie free site like geo cities. I am a retard and cant figure this shit out, and it makes me mad because I see 12 year olds putting Insynk fan pages up.

    The web site is needed bad, its not for something stupid like Kam whoring or anything like that. Its for a my Saint Bernard rescue . I have 2 that I want to keep but about to rescue 4 from the pound that are due to be put down on Friday

    This is one... look at that sad face!!!

    I know I can find good homes for them but need some web site help

    If you want to see more pics of my sweet puppies look at yahoo profile Icenhour77
     
  2. 1337

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    talk to me on yahoo, i might whip something up if i have time.
     
  3. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I'll help.

    Step 1: Turn Off Your Computer.
    Step 2: Take a sledgehammer to it.
    Step 3: Go fuck yourself.
    Step 4: Repeat Step 3.
    Step 5: Don't ever consider making a site again.

    I hope this was helpful.
     
  4. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    fuck you ... I guess if I looked anything like your ugly ass I would be a bitter little man with no where to go but dives with nasty ugly skanks



    EAT ME!
    Häßlicher kleiner Mann mit nichts, für zu leben
     
  5. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    fuck you ... I guess if I looked anything like your ugly ass I would be a bitter little man with no where to go but dives with nasty ugly skanks



    EAT ME!
    Häßlicher kleiner Mann mit nichts, für zu leben
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh hell yes! She cut you down! You bitter son of a bitch! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I can die a happy man!

    Icenhour, you can go to www.webmonkey.com and take an html tutorial. If you have questions about HTML I can answer them.
     
  6. djdev

    djdev New Member

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    IcenHour shutup you bitch
    Cheezedawg is a role model.
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Cigarettes is master of the geo-shitties HTML...


    Go wash my draws bitch, and If I even see you thinking about sticking me with a shank, Ill toss your ass to the niggers so fast...
     
  8. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly Radio:
    Cigarettes is master of the geo-shitties HTML...


    Go wash my draws bitch, and If I even see you thinking about sticking me with a shank, Ill toss your ass to the niggers so fast...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Keep up the insults, just remember you're still a 35 year old virgin living in you're mom's basement. Douche......
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    no, I am not Jay stile, you will always be my bitch, my unoriginal bitch, but yet still my bitch..
     
  10. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly Radio:
    no, I am not Jay stile, you will always be my bitch, my unoriginal bitch, but yet still my bitch..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You forgot truthful SO shut-up and keep masterbating to Britney Spears pictures.
     
  11. Cuntry Skank

    Cuntry Skank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
    You forgot truthful SO shut-up and keep masterbating to Britney Spears pictures.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    or imc can shut up and masturbate on me
     
  12. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    fuck you ... I guess if I looked anything like your ugly ass I would be a bitter little man with no where to go but dives with nasty ugly skanks


    EAT ME!
    Häßlicher kleiner Mann mit nichts, für zu leben
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey Icehouse, Repeat Step 3 again.
     
  13. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
    Oh hell yes! She cut you down! You bitter son of a bitch! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I can die a happy man!

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah man. She called me ugly. That is probally the worst insult anyone has ever given me. I feel so low and degraded.

    (Has everyone forgotten the name of this site?)

    C'mon now, Cigarettes. You could have done better than that. At least... I hope you could. If not, then are as intellectually devoid as we all thought. Have fun teaching the "Not-Goth" html!

    Hey wait a minute.

    Cigarettes?!? Teaching?? That's like asking Harlan to do my income taxes. I can't wait to see how this turns out. Listen to your peers. Some people are smart; and others are only good at shitting their pants. Now you and Harlan run off and play.

    PS: Don't get me wrong, Cigarettes. I still like the way you suck cock. This post in no way reflects any desire to make you quit. I guess some people are good at TWO things.
     
  14. Cyril

    Cyril New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly Radio:
    no, I am not Jay stile, you will always be my bitch, my unoriginal bitch, but yet still my bitch..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i thought we traded for him? you going back on the deal? all that liquor and pornmags with the oatmeal creampies. we could work out a time share deal.
     
  15. Cyril

    Cyril New Member

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    Cheezedawg fat chicks need love too, and you the doctor!
     
  16. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    I'll help.

    Step 1: Turn Off Your Computer.
    Step 2: Take a sledgehammer to it.
    Step 3: Go fuck yourself.
    Step 4: Repeat Step 3.
    Step 5: Don't ever consider making a site again.

    I hope this was helpful.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Did you deliberately miss of the 'gargle with battery acid' insult or was that an oversight?

    Jesus Cheeze you are slacking lately, cunt.
     
  17. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by devdev:
    IcenHour shutup you bitch
    Cheezedawg is a role model.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Mmmm... high praise from He, Who Does Not Rate. Jesus, your ass-licking compliments are even worse than your limp-wristed insults. And speaking of rating, would you mind explaining to the class why you have disabled the voting feature for your username? Is it because you'd rather not have tangible proof that you're a mouthbreathing buffoon? Or was it because there wasn't a listed option low enough to suitably describe your overall ineptitude as an upright walking, homo sapien?

    Please explain, in 400 words or less, if you don't mind. (Oops! Forgot who I was talking to for a second) Er... just do the best you can, hun.
     
  18. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus New Member

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    I've got to say, Cigarettes, that you do suck an inordinate amount of cock....
     
  19. djdev

    djdev New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    Mmmm... high praise from He, Who Does Not Rate. Jesus, your ass-licking compliments are even worse than your limp-wristed insults. And speaking of rating, would you mind explaining to the class why you have disabled the voting feature for your username? Is it because you'd rather not have tangible proof that you're a mouthbreathing buffoon? Or was it because there wasn't a listed option low enough to suitably describe your overall ineptitude as an upright walking, homo sapien?

    Please explain, in 400 words or less, if you don't mind. (Oops! Forgot who I was talking to for a second) Er... just do the best you can, hun.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    its been like that since i signed up, i simply didn't care for it
     

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