dirty pussies

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ratatouille, Apr 5, 2003.

  1. Cyril

    Cyril New Member

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    I am happy to report that the cats that were pissing in my garden have been dispensed with. my garden is now cat free happily. The method in which they were dispenced i did not think it was cruel, i live alone so no one else gave me any grief, poision tuna works like magic. if you don't want your cat killed by me don't let it roam about the fuckin neighborhood.
     
  2. Cough Syrup

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    What the fuck are the cats supposed to do? You sick fuck, I bet you were growing Catnip, weren't you!
     
  3. Cyril

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  4. Icenhour

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    I have large flower gardens, My dogs keep the cats out of the yard and I use some home made shit my great gradmother makes to keep the dogs away from the garden... I think its mostly cyane pepper or some other kind of ground up pepper... kinda red

    I tried a few years back to do the veggie garden... 2 much fucking work, I would rather pick my veggies from a market.

    Anyone got Ideas on how to keep bumble bees away? They have taken over my back porch
     
  5. tommy710

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Shut up, Lomo. I want to know why she wants to kill a cat.

    They are creatures of god.
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    I fucking cats me,i say kill em all,i'll swerve and hit a person before i'll hit a dog dogs are cool but i'll mount the fucking kerb and go through gardens to get a cat the meowing lil fuckers they piss me off.
     
  6. unlimited-time

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    Cyril is this your hero?
     
  7. Robman97

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    Put a can of beer on the porch, the bees will get drunk and drowned other than that find their nest and burn the bitch.
     
  8. Cyril

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
    Cyril is this your hero?
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    one of the great 80's cartoon's in my opinon. loved that show, plus he was the evil tyrant of the evergreen forest, but that damned bert raccoon kept ruining his evil plans just my little tribute.
     
  9. unlimited-time

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    I always wondered how come his son was always such a geek.
     
  10. Cyril

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
    I always wondered how come his son was always such a geek.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah he was a bit of a no spine having weasel, cedric was his name used to ruin all of his father evil plans in cohoots with the raccoons. i still miss that show.
     
  11. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    2 years ago I bought a big palm for the end of a hall. It was beautiful.. like 8 foot tall and was like 285$ (on sale)plus I spent 175$ on a fancy huge pot to repant it in. Well fat ass kept pissing in it and it died in like 5 months.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You spent over $450 on a fucking indoor tree?!?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>off topic .....but did you know tons of horses are killed for a drug called Premarin.
    They use pregnant horse piss to make this drug.... when the foal is born they kill it and renock- up the mother horse. While the mother horse just lives in a tiny pin, with a catheter.
    btw... Premarin is mostly used to treat old hags going thrugh menopause and causes ovarian cancer. blaa blaa blaa like you care anyway, well atleast you learned something today
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    Yes... I knew that. They don't call it Pre(gnant)mar(e)(ur)in(e) for nothing...
     
  12. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cyril:
    i informed the owners on my street they laughed said "we can't control our cats when they are out of the house" so shrugged my shoulders and set the trap, now they don't dig in my garden, shit and piss, i took the best route possible first, then resorted to drastic measures.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I fuckin' hate assholes that let their cats out to do that shit...
     
  13. Cough Syrup

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    Febreeze works great too.
     
  14. ratatouille

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    its not so much the stink, but the greasiness in the fur. i dont care for Febreeze. i'm more into the classics- like Lysol.
     
  15. Cough Syrup

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    its not so much the stink, but the greasiness in the fur. i dont care for Febreeze. i'm more into the classics- like Lysol.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I just came!
     
  16. Nauseous

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    Keep in mind that what you put on their fur, they will actually injest... cats try to keep themselves very clean.
     
  17. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    I fucking cats me,i say kill em all,i'll swerve and hit a person before i'll hit a dog dogs are cool but i'll mount the fucking kerb and go through gardens to get a cat the meowing lil fuckers they piss me off.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I bet you look awfully menacing pumping your scrawny little legs away on your bicycle with the banana seat...

     
  18. Icenhour

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    This is true... My pussy injests whatever you put on it. hehehehe

    ok I fely like making a dorkie post.
     
  19. ratatouille

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    i ended up spot cleaning the pussies with a little witch hazel and then letting them dry out in the fresh air. they are still a little stinky but much happier now.
     
  20. Cough Syrup

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    I've been thinking about giving my cat a blue dye-job. But it would be a pain...I'd have to keep in trapped in the shower so he didn't shake-dry and ruin my stuff.

    Maybe just like a stripe from his head to his tail?
     

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