Jail??

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Icenhour, Apr 7, 2003.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cyril:
    done, you want the ones with rasins or without?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Without, I warn you though, his butthole is streched out bad, but he can make your boxers whiter than the driven show.
     
  2. Cyril

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly Radio:
    Without, I warn you though, his butthole is streched out bad, but he can make your boxers whiter than the driven show.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that's fine i'm tradin him to the brotha's for some smack.
     
  3. Icenhour

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    when I was in jail, I traded my pudding for a pack of noodles...
     
  4. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
    Ooo meeeeeeeeeow..put your claws away bubble butt.
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    was is it catty to point out obvious lies

    just because it is a chick

    bullfuckingshit

    and that is double bubble butt thank you
     
  5. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    why would someone lie about that? And why would someone think it was a lie... Its not like I said oh I was hanging with Andy Dick doin coke and we got in a fight with Angelina Jolie.
    Why the fuck would someone make up a story thats make them look bad?
     
  6. Cuntry Skank

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    i don't know

    people lie about the dumbest shit online

    i pretend to be white trash so no one will suspect i am the princess of the democratic republic of congo
     
  7. Icenhour

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    I guess I should lie sometime, I am to truthfull online. Some turd from here just called my phone number. Icenhour is my actual last name I should have been more creative and came up with something funny. I post my real pics, I post true stories. I am a truely a board lazy housewife. I have 10 more days till I can start being active, till then I am an online geek. just deal with it for few more days then I will hardly come online.

    I do like your bitchyness, is that you real pic on profile
     
  8. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    I do like your bitchyness, is that you real pic on profile<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yes but not my real nails
     
  9. Icenhour

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    Its not like I said oh I was hanging with Andy Dick <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quoteor did I ??? God I hate Andy Dick!
     
  10. Cough Syrup

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    I guess I should lie sometime, I am to truthfull online. Some turd from here just called my phone number. Icenhour is my actual last name I should have been more creative and came up with something funny. I post my real pics, I post true stories. I am a truely a board lazy housewife. I have 10 more days till I can start being active, till then I am an online geek. just deal with it for few more days then I will hardly come online.

    I do like your bitchyness, is that you real pic on profile
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm sure posts like that will help protect your anonymity
     
  11. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    Its not like I said oh I was hanging with Andy Dick or did I ??? God I hate Andy Dick! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    lmao not a bad cutnpaste there.
     
  12. Cigarettes

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    I don't think I would end up being someones bitch. If anything, I would fake being a racist and join up with the skin heads for protection against crazed faggots like yourself.

    Icenhour, that really looks like you are hanging out with Andy Dick.
     
  13. Cyril

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
    I don't think I would end up being someones bitch. If anything, I would fake being a racist and join up with the skin heads for protection against crazed faggots like yourself.

    Icenhour, that really looks like you are hanging out with Andy Dick.
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    i am just trading in available merchnadise, i would have to trade the skinheads 12 bottles of tattoo ink, carton of smokes, and some of stash for you, then trade you to the brotha's for my smack.
     
  14. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
    I don't think I would end up being someones bitch. If anything, I would fake being a racist and join up with the skin heads for protection against crazed faggots like yourself.

    Icenhour, that really looks like you are hanging out with Andy Dick.
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    Man the skins would soooo make you a prison bitch..
     
  15. Cyril

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly Radio:
    Man the skins would soooo make you a prison bitch..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i thought we already traded for this bitch?
     
  16. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Nawww. I've never been to jail. I just never felt like going.
     
  17. Triumph

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    For me it's been just a handful of overnighters in the tank for small stuff like disturbing the peace, pooping in some asshole's yard, and that sit-in I organized back in Obedience School.
     
  18. Icenhour

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    My court date is this week... my blood sucking attorney said the worst that could happen is community service...what are types of community service? The only one I know is pick up trash... if I have to that shit I will fucking go crazy.
     
  19. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    My court date is this week... my blood sucking attorney said the worst that could happen is community service...what are types of community service? The only one I know is pick up trash... if I have to that shit I will fucking go crazy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    work at goodwill, reading to the deaf, blow-jobs for the homeless
     
  20. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    If you have a local VFW do comunity service there... you crush cans and get drunk
     

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