Jail??

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Icenhour, Apr 7, 2003.

  1. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    Anyone ever been to jail? What for? How long were you in there?
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

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    Me, incarcerated? No Never... I think LT Jackson has done some time for writing bad checks.
     
  3. Icenhour

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    I had a great family growing up then my parents got divorced around age 7. By age 12 my mom went from being a well off house wife, to full blown drug addict. Well anyway this is why I went to jail

    I came home from shopping and she had a large truck and was loading up my shit. We got in a bad redneck catfight. I was sure I was in the right since its my house, she never lived there, and she has record. But when the cops came they saw a tall butchie bitch and an old lady. I went to jail, she went to the hospital. It happened o a Saturday so I had to stay till court on Monday. It sucked bad! Well now I have court this month. Never been in type of trouble in my life, but my lawyer says not to worry that the worst that can be handed to me is community service. But he thinks it will get throne out. Still worried and wanted to know if anyone here has or has known anyone with a Domestic Violence case.

    A friend cop got me a black & white copy of my mug…. I love it, have you ever seen a woman look so pissed.

    Ok now I shared some white trash dirt on myself… and no I don’t live in trailer park.
    I know some of have HAD to have gone to jail.
     
  4. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly Radio:
    Me, incarcerated? No Never... I think LT Jackson has done some time for writing bad checks.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Me neither....not even twice...and not even one of those times while I was in Canada.
     
  5. Cyril

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    in my younger far less knowledgeable years i did time (8 months) for common assault/assault with a weapon, i had been in court previously and had other assault chargers thrown out, not exaclty a pleasant experience. i still have my bail agreement papers from when i was released.
     
  6. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    I had a great family growing up then my parents got divorced around age 7. By age 12 my mom went from being a well off house wife, to full blown drug addict. Well anyway this is why I went to jail

    I came home from shopping and she had a large truck and was loading up my shit. We got in a bad redneck catfight. I was sure I was in the right since its my house, she never lived there, and she has record. But when the cops came they saw a tall butchie bitch and an old lady. I went to jail, she went to the hospital. It happened o a Saturday so I had to stay till court on Monday. It sucked bad! Well now I have court this month. Never been in type of trouble in my life, but my lawyer says not to worry that the worst that can be handed to me is community service. But he thinks it will get throne out. Still worried and wanted to know if anyone here has or has known anyone with a Domestic Violence case.

    A friend cop got me a black & white copy of my mug…. I love it, have you ever seen a woman look so pissed.

    Ok now I shared some white trash dirt on myself… and no I don’t live in trailer park.
    I know some of have HAD to have gone to jail.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Damn, you're cute. Please tell me that you had all sorts of lesbian sex in prison.

    Seriously. Lie to me if it didn't really happen.
     
  7. Icenhour

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    yeah I have a story.... ummm look here, and replace the Hallie with Icenhour or Rhonda or Malice whatever my name is
    my dyke story
     
  8. Cigarettes

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    Never been and I don't plan on going there. Maybe for weed, but I really hope not.
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
    Never been and I don't plan on going there. Maybe for weed, but I really hope not. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah in prision, people like me, would use people like you for curenncy
     
  10. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly Radio:
    Yeah in prision, people like me, would use people like you for curenncy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Funny... Even funnier when you take into account his name...
     
  11. theonlylivingboy

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    I have spent the night in police holding cells on 4 seperate occasions, but never the big house.
     
  12. Cyril

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly Radio:
    Yeah in prision, people like me, would use people like you for curenncy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'll give you one gallon home made liquor from the kitchen and 5 dirty mags for yer bitch cigarettes there. we have a deal?
     
  13. joeker

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    It all depends on if the "victim" shows up (your mother) if she doesn't the judge will probably dismiss the case. Or if she shows up but tells the Judge she doesnt want to presecute and it was a mutual fight, will probably get it dismissed too.

    Even if she shows up and helps the DA....you still got a decent chance.


    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    I had a great family growing up then my parents got divorced around age 7. By age 12 my mom went from being a well off house wife, to full blown drug addict. Well anyway this is why I went to jail

    I came home from shopping and she had a large truck and was loading up my shit. We got in a bad redneck catfight. I was sure I was in the right since its my house, she never lived there, and she has record. But when the cops came they saw a tall butchie bitch and an old lady. I went to jail, she went to the hospital. It happened o a Saturday so I had to stay till court on Monday. It sucked bad! Well now I have court this month. Never been in type of trouble in my life, but my lawyer says not to worry that the worst that can be handed to me is community service. But he thinks it will get throne out. Still worried and wanted to know if anyone here has or has known anyone with a Domestic Violence case.

    A friend cop got me a black & white copy of my mug…. I love it, have you ever seen a woman look so pissed.

    Ok now I shared some white trash dirt on myself… and no I don’t live in trailer park.
    I know some of have HAD to have gone to jail.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  14. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cyril:
    I'll give you one gallon home made liquor from the kitchen and 5 dirty mags for yer bitch cigarettes there. we have a deal?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Throw in a box of oatmeal cream pies and you got a deal
     
  15. Cyril

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly Radio:
    Throw in a box of oatmeal cream pies and you got a deal<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    done, you want the ones with rasins or without?
     
  16. PhingerPhuckin

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    ive been to jail for accesory to vandalism...... i tore apart a bus shelter.
     
  17. tommy710

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    Im doing quite well ive done almost 12 months now out of jail thats a personal best for me,my mums so proud.
     
  18. Cuntry Skank

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    why did you cut off the part of the pic that shows it is an actual mug

    or did you have a pic of ourself that you thought looked like a mug shot so you came up with a story to match

    don't worry martin, either way i bet she has had hot lesbian sex with a crack whore and a toilet plunger
     
  19. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    no I cut the bottom off, I tried to resize it so it would not be so huge. And yes I have had hot nasty sex with women, but none were nasty.
     
  20. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
    why did you cut off the part of the pic that shows it is an actual mug

    or did you have a pic of ourself that you thought looked like a mug shot so you came up with a story to match

    don't worry martin, either way i bet she has had hot lesbian sex with a crack whore and a toilet plunger
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ooo meeeeeeeeeow..put your claws away bubble butt.
     

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