Hi my name is.....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by JRob, Mar 12, 2003.

  1. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    i seem to remember my first post being-

    "where the fuck has the chatroom gone"
     
  2. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    i seem to remember my first post being-

    "where the fuck has the chatroom gone"
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    I think mine was something dumb about porn.
     
  3. Tojo Burbage

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    I think mine was about asking for lodging if I came travelling to the States....
     
  4. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    hey fuck you i'm not homophobic either<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Eh? Are you having a laugh? You're constantly ragging my ass.... eeeeeewwwwww...... fuck I've done it again!

    Damn!
     
  5. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    yes you are.. you're agoraphobic.. that's why you're shut in the basement with the windows blacked out, with nothing but the internet for company<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's not always the internet you have for company in the basement is it my love?

    Start oiling the leather straps again in the 'Dungeon of Pain', I'm coming again real soooooooon.

     
  6. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
    ...*trots off to look homophobic up in his oxford dictionary*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well? Are you?
     
  7. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
    It's not always the internet you have for company in the basement is it my love?

    Start oiling the leather straps again in the 'Dungeon of Pain', I'm coming again real soooooooon.

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    All oiled up baby and ready for action

     
  8. JRob

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape:
    Erm, for the record, I'm not homophobic or racist either.

    I think a trawl through my posts will reveal that I'm equally prejudiced against all colours, creeds and sexualities.

    * * * * * * *

    On an unrelated point:

    Who here actually began their first post with "Hi my name is ..." or "I'm new here ..."?

    I'm hoping no-one, because ... in case you haven't figured it out, JRob, you fucking remnant, it makes you look every inch the intellectually-challenged cum-dribbler you are.

    What is it with the compulsive need to introduce one's self here? For FUCK'S sake, I can see who you are, that you've not posted before and (alas, usually) that you have all the flair and wit of flypaper.

    * sighs with bitter satisfaction *
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    Oh no I have not appeased the God known as chester grape.
    The reason I posted that first was to kinda poke fun at those dumbass "Hi my name is" tags you have to wear at AA meetings...Not that I go to AA meetings, as I am not a quiter. But back to chester grapes. That flypaper thing was great, did you come up with that yourself or did a homeless one armed man help you out? And I mean that in a sexual way.
     
  9. SickPHuck

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JRob:
    Oh no I have not appeased the God known as chester grape.
    The reason I posted that first was to kinda poke fun at those dumbass "Hi my name is" tags you have to wear at AA meetings...Not that I go to AA meetings, as I am not a quiter. But back to chester grapes. That flypaper thing was great, did you come up with that yourself or did a homeless one armed man help you out? And I mean that in a sexual way.
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    HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no.

    btw, Kit's dead. I killed her. Cya bitches.
     
  10. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JRob:
    Oh no I have not appeased the God known as chester grape.
    The reason I posted that first was to kinda poke fun at those dumbass "Hi my name is" tags you have to wear at AA meetings...Not that I go to AA meetings, as I am not a quiter. But back to chester grapes. That flypaper thing was great, did you come up with that yourself or did a homeless one armed man help you out? And I mean that in a sexual way.
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    Help me out here, folks ... is there an actual insult buried in amongst that chaotic jumble of warmed-over drivel?

    "... homeless one armed man ...". Sheesh, you really pulled out all the insult stops there, didn't you JRob? Stop it, please, you're killing me.

    (Cunt .)
     
  11. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JRob:

    The reason I posted that first was to kinda poke fun at those dumbass "Hi my name is" tags you have to wear at AA meetings...Not that I go to AA meetings, as I am not a quiter.
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    Er.. not that I go to AA meetings either, and I could be way off base here, but it just seems to me that nametags might defeat the purpose of an Anonymous meeting.
     
  12. cardBOARD box homie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DrunkenSpicBastard:
    btw, Kit's dead. I killed her. Cya bitches.
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    i think i speak for everyone when i say thank god and she probably didnt die the horrible painful death we all hoped she would
     
  13. Cigarettes

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    See........
     
  14. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    Er.. not that I go to AA meetings either, and I could be way off base here, but it just seems to me that nametags might defeat the purpose of an Anonymous meeting.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  15. tommy710

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    FUCK ME WHAT A BORING THREAD
     
  16. Doghead

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JRob:
    Well if it's an asshole you guys want, then I think I can handle it. Just don't get mad when I start in on some of you cock-eyed fucks.
    And by the way I cannot be racist because I'm 1/4 black, 1/4 jewish, 1/4 latino, and 1/4 comedian.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Poke out an eye and you can be Sammy Davis Jr.
     

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